First Class Misanthrope

😊--Queer--Agender --Aries--Colorado --Worst case of wanderlust --Sarcastic asshole more often than not-- --I don't fill out surveys on your blogs, nor do I play the games you've just developed...

[im-the-ineffable-dumbass]

When Crowley learns to enjoy food (a consequence of living with Aziraphale), Aziraphale blesses the food he wants to save for himself so Crowley will burn a little if he tries to touch it.

Like, Aziraphale is happily reading a book when he hears a hiss in the kitchen.

"Did you attempt to steal my muffin, dear?"

...

"No..."

[inertlife]

“Give. Even when you know you can get nothing back.”

— Yasmin Mogahed (via quotemadness)

[edensmidian]

Word of the day…..

[mudwerks]

today’s word is fucktangular

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

[o-kurwa]

[queeranne]

This is the kind of content I wanna see on this website

[invalid0000]

I wish this was more of a thing, sometimes I go to kickbacks and the music is trash

[abcsofadhd]

If your ADHD is causing you to fuck up more, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the ADHD is getting worse.. you could just be doing more things which gives you more opportunity to fuck up.

This is one of the reasons, ADHD can get ‘worse’ as an adult. A child has very few responsibilities. An adult on the other hand, has all kinds of opportunities to fuck up on. 

[anxietyproblem]

[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[stability]

[ohthethinks]

Me when men attempt to talk to me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[anxietyproblem]

[absentley]

[infected]

Monforte d'Alba, Italy by Marcin Zyzak

[treekoalago]

Have a good day in Amsterdam, Netherlands 🇳🇱

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

if u don’t kiss ur partner after they give you oral, u a lil bitch

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[adamsmasher]

So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just supposed to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities