pit of despair

Trish | 27 | they/them | bi | polish | 18+

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[valla-chan]

Crazy how every language fully understood cats when they named them. Cat, Gato, Neko, Chat, Katze, Qitta, Mao... Like yeah all of you are just 100% correct

[kosmogrl]

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[marvelthismarvelthat]

my friends, it is not illegal to recognize there are problematic elements to the content you enjoy. it’s called critical thinking. you can enjoy something and not turn a blind eye to the shit wrong with it. 

[ozempicofficial]

[snoopylovessoup]

[kaijuno]

[autisticexpression]

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[embersinthefirelight]

You're cute too

Lately, It's Winter Season Ep. 2

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[pissvortex]

[xanaxfarts]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

another wonderful day at the box stacking factory

吴 口日白曰旦吕品田唱

it aint much but it’s honest work.