Jan 24, 2015
A Suggestion for The Sun Newspaper
Page 3, we’re told, is just a bit of fun
and the girls would have no work if it wasn’t for The Sun.
So maybe it would help the economy if The Sun employs
some shiny new glamour boys.
After page 3 we could have page phwoar
featuring a naked oiled up David Dinsmore.
Captioned ‘saucy Dave from Glasgow
gives his opinion on Charlie Hebdo’.
If nudity doesn't diminish the news
it might also be nice to read a naked man’s views!
There should be no censorship that is understood.
But just because you can print something does it mean you should?.