THE KING OF YOU. (probably)

King of all koopas. That's all.

[superbowserbros]

OPEN RP

Well; this was a predicament. After trying to retrieve his spiked arm bracelets from the back of the closet; the king of all koopas had seemed to get himself stuck. Standing sideways in between the entrance; the size of his shell had rendered him trapped. “H-HEY!” He shouted. “SOMEONE HELP!”

[arwingavian-blog]

It was at that time that Falco was passing. He was doing who knows what, probably returning from the training area, he was holding his jacket over his shoulder. Actually, he was on his way back to his room, he had to take a well earn break…

Well, it was supposed to be that way, at least before he heard the yelling of someone, looking and stepping into the direction of the voice and noticing…

"Uh… The hell!?" …Bowser, the king of all koopas, and the arch nemesis of the great Mario… trapped in his own closet. "Y’need any help by any chance?"

[superbowserbros]

"Ya think!?" Bowser replied with a tone of resent in his voice. "My spikes are sticking through the closet, I can't get out...What do I do?!" Bowser said, panicking. He growled and roared, trying to forcefully shove himself out of the closet. One would have thought a closet simply made of wood would have broken apart by now, but no; nothing had changed.

And then, the inevitable happened. The closet tumbled to it's side, rendering the giant koopa completely helpless.

[superbowserbros]

//Hey all, I'm really very sorry I haven't been able to rp recently; I've been doing a lot of schoolwork recently, and personal life has gotten in the way; but I think I'm ready to get back to buisness. I realize I should've gone on hiatus, and I truly do apologize.

[superbowserbros]

OPEN RP

Well; this was a predicament. After trying to retrieve his spiked arm bracelets from the back of the closet; the king of all koopas had seemed to get himself stuck. Standing sideways in between the entrance; the size of his shell had rendered him trapped. "H-HEY!" He shouted. "SOMEONE HELP!"

[superbowserbros]

Alright shadow the hedgehog, calm down.

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Oh, forgot one thing. You can’t even make an original retort.

[superbowserbros]

Whaaatever kid.

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Sure it was, you fucking hipster.

[superbowserbros]

I’M NOT A HIPSTER YOU EDGY DWEEB,

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Next you’ll tell me you didn’t kidnap Peach because you were friendzoned.

[superbowserbros]

Are you kidding? Peach loves me!

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Right. And you’re a big hero with lots of friends who’s loved by everyone.

[superbowserbros]

…yes?

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

You’re a funny guy, thinking people actually like you. I wonder what else you’ve deluded yourself into thinking.

[superbowserbros]

Alright shadow the hedgehog, calm down.

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Sure it was, you fucking hipster.

[superbowserbros]

I’M NOT A HIPSTER YOU EDGY DWEEB,

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Next you’ll tell me you didn’t kidnap Peach because you were friendzoned.

[superbowserbros]

Are you kidding? Peach loves me!

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Right. And you’re a big hero with lots of friends who’s loved by everyone.

[superbowserbros]

...yes?

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Sure it was, you fucking hipster.

[superbowserbros]

I’M NOT A HIPSTER YOU EDGY DWEEB,

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Next you’ll tell me you didn’t kidnap Peach because you were friendzoned.

[superbowserbros]

Are you kidding? Peach loves me!

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Sure it was, you fucking hipster.

[superbowserbros]

I'M NOT A HIPSTER YOU EDGY DWEEB,

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

I’ll bet you all take off your clothes to shower. Bunch of perverts.

[superbowserbros]

I don’t have clothes.

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Liar.

[superbowserbros]

THAT WAS A PHASE

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

I’ll bet you all take off your clothes to shower. Bunch of perverts.

[superbowserbros]

I don't have clothes.

[sirmetanaito-blog]

HAHAHA NO SLEEPOVER BOWSER

[superbowserbros]

FUCK YOU CIRCLE

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON’T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach’s locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover….how dare they? Didn’t they know what they were missing out on? He was the king of cool!...

[wvbachampion]

"Ahh, well, my name's Mac. I just wanted to check on you, you seem a bit upset. Wanna talk about it?"

[superbowserbros]

In a much calmer demeanor, Bowser said, "No. They didn't invite me to their stupid sleepover. I'm not ANGRY."

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON’T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach’s locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover….how dare they? Didn’t they know what they were missing out on? He was the king of cool! "Stupid idiots…" He muttered as he slammed his door shut.

[wvbachampion]

Mac was walking past the door as it shut, startled slightly by the force it was slammed with. He decided to check on its resident, and knocked on the door.

[superbowserbros]

A voice was heard from the inside. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" The voice shouted while furious stomping was heard from inside as well.

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON'T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach's locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover....how dare they? Didn't they know what they were missing out on? He was the king of cool! "Stupid idiots..." He muttered as he slammed his door shut.

[superbowserbros]

"N-Nah I’m cool…." Bowser muttered as he struggled to get back on his feet. "S-See? A-okay!" He said, although he was clearly not fine. A king had to keep his reputation of being tough. Any worthy king at least. Although it might have been pretty obvious that he was sick, he tried to play it off as best as he could.

[palutenaparade]

That was the last straw. Palutena had to do something. Raising her hands into the air, she called upon her sapphire and golden staff.

"Hold still, I will elieve you of your gastrointestinal pain." she assured. Her free hand reached and pressed against his girthful stomach, while her other rose the staff into the air, and she recited:

"Είθε να λάβει την ανακούφιση.".

(May he receive relief.)

[superbowserbros]

Bowser blinked. "Hey...what was that? I feel a hell of a lot better!" He boasted, "Ah jeez, did you do that?" He asked. He wasn't very used to people helping him out when he was down, considering most of the time he was just left to heal and rebuild on his own after a long fight. He didn't know what to say. "T-thanks a bunch, lady!" He said. "You would make a pretty good minion, y'know..."

[superbowserbros]

Bowser stopped in his tracks.”Carrots?” Bowser suddenly had quick flashbacks…something about a giant carrot…and a lot of stomach pain. He had been focusing so much on making his sandwich that he didn’t even realize what he had seen or said earlier…or what he was smelling at that very moment. He grabbed his gut and winced in pain. “Oh…oh man…this ain’t good…I completely forgot…” He moaned as he dropped on the floor. “I’m o-okay! I’m fine…”

[palutenaparade]

Palutena looked at him in shock, stepping back as he sank to the floor.

"Browser?! Are you alright? Do you require medical attention?” she asked, look scared for his well being. Was it something she had said? Had she caused this? The goddess of light felt a shred of guilt as she awaited his answer, hoping that he would be ok.

[superbowserbros]

"N-Nah I'm cool...." Bowser muttered as he struggled to get back on his feet. "S-See? A-okay!" He said, although he was clearly not fine. A king had to keep his reputation of being tough. Any worthy king at least. Although it might have been pretty obvious that he was sick, he tried to play it off as best as he could.

[superbowserbros]

"No, it’s fine, I believe you…ugh damn, looks like I’ll have to go and find mayonnaise at the damn store or somethin.” Bowser groaned. He’d always been a bit…childlike when it came to chores. “Guuh why’d it all have to be gone…whoever took the last of it is a jerk…” He said as he shoved things in the fridge aside.

[palutenaparade]

Palutena frowned, trying to comfort him a bit.

"Come now.. er, Browser, wasn’t it? I’m sure you can make just as good a sandwich, even without the mayonnaise." she encouraged him. The woman actually wasn’t too familiar with wording, nor the food itself. This lack of knowledge led her to suggest, "Hey, how about I give you some of my carrots to go on your sandwich?".

[superbowserbros]

Bowser stopped in his tracks."Carrots?" Bowser suddenly had quick flashbacks...something about a giant carrot...and a lot of stomach pain. He had been focusing so much on making his sandwich that he didn't even realize what he had seen or said earlier...or what he was smelling at that very moment. He grabbed his gut and winced in pain. "Oh...oh man...this ain't good...I completely forgot..." He moaned as he dropped on the floor. "I'm o-okay! I'm fine..."