"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

(Little Mac associated with Smashinginsubspace)

[wvbachampion]

"Jeez, I missed a lot. What's been going on here?"

[wvbachampion]

So, Mike Tyson's getting a new TV show? That guy hasn't been the same since I beat him.

[coolvillager-deactivated2014120]

who did this

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Look at the little weeb!

[coolvillager-deactivated2014120]

thats not me i swear

[wvbachampion]

It looks a lot like you.

[coolvillager-deactivated2014120]

Looks NOTHING like me. Why would I even be dressed like that?? I fucking hate anime.

[wvbachampion]

But if you hate anime, then why are you dressed like anime?

[coolvillager-deactivated2014120]

who did this

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Look at the little weeb!

[coolvillager-deactivated2014120]

thats not me i swear

[wvbachampion]

It looks a lot like you.

[runescratch]

I do what I want

and I’m gonna air box

[wvbachampion]

NOBODY CAN STOP ME, DOC!

[wvbachampion]

Hey, so, congrats to theultimatelegendary for getting back in Smash. Looking forward to see how you fight now!

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Rest assured, when we do fight, I won’t hold back and I won’t expect you to either."

[palutenaparade]

"Don’t expect to win, either. I’ll give it my all." she winked. It was fun, teasing the shorter male. For some reason, the deity enjoyed it more than she thought she would.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, alright. I'm looking forward to facing you then." He gave her a smile. The boxer seemed oblivious to some of the teasing he was at the receiving end of, but he was enjoying this conversation.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, that’s a relief. It’s never any fun to fight someone holding back."

[palutenaparade]

"I agree. Don’t be afraid to hit me, just become I am a woman and a goddess. I will give it my all, so, you had better, too.".

Her wings flapped from her shoulders and shone luminously.

[wvbachampion]

"Rest assured, when we do fight, I won't hold back and I won't expect you to either."

[wvbachampion]

"Seriously, what's going on?"

[wvbachampion]

heirofthemonado, GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE!

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Of course. I never underestimated an opponent before, and I have no plans to now. I look forward to seeing you in battle."

[palutenaparade]

The goddess giggled. “I won’t hold back, just because you’re a motal.” she revealed, teasing him the slightest bit. 

"After all, I can’t afford to let others gain the impression that I am weak.”.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, that's a relief. It's never any fun to fight someone holding back."

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON’T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach’s locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover….how dare they? Didn’t they know what they were missing out on? He was the...

[wvbachampion]

"Is that right? Hey, do you have any clue why they'd do that?"

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON’T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach’s locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover….how dare they? Didn’t they know what they were missing out on? He was the king of cool!...

[wvbachampion]

"Ahh, well, my name's Mac. I just wanted to check on you, you seem a bit upset. Wanna talk about it?"

[superbowserbros]

"F-fine! I DON’T NEED TO COME TO YOUR STUPID SLEEPOVER ANYWAY!" Bowser shouted at Peach’s locked door. He marched over to his room. Not invited to the sleepover….how dare they? Didn’t they know what they were missing out on? He was the king of cool! "Stupid idiots…" He muttered as he slammed his door shut.

[wvbachampion]

Mac was walking past the door as it shut, startled slightly by the force it was slammed with. He decided to check on its resident, and knocked on the door.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, the term ‘boxer,’ as applied to people like me, is a term used for people who participate in a sport which is basically just fistfighting. It’s all about punching people and staying on your feet."

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, so you’re not just a pare of human male underwear!” she replied, happy to learn this fact.

Palutena laughed happily. “Well, if you’re a ‘boxer’ then, you must really be a formidable opponent in a competition such as this. I will not underestimate you, and I would hope that you show me the same courtesy.”.

[wvbachampion]

"Of course. I never underestimated an opponent before, and I have no plans to now. I look forward to seeing you in battle."

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, deities are pretty rare where I come from. And, judging by your reaction, I believe an explanation is in order, though I could be wrong."

[palutenaparade]

"That… would be appeciated, yes.” she admitted. As a goddess, she didn’t want to embarrass herself too much, less she relive the Revolting Dinner of Last Year. All she wanted to do was learn a bit more to understand human culture.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, the term 'boxer,' as applied to people like me, is a term used for people who participate in a sport which is basically just fistfighting. It's all about punching people and staying on your feet."

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"You’re… a goddess? Well, that’s new." Mac had definitely seen his fair share of people, but never in his life did he imagine ever meeting a goddess. "As for me, well, I’m a boxer. Heavyweight champion of the WVBA, to be precise."

[palutenaparade]

"A boxer, you said?” she tried to suppress a bit of laughter. Did he just call himself a pair of men’s underwear? Pit had told her about them once for some reason or another.

At least, that’s what the deity recalled that being a name for. Not being to keen on human words, she simply accepted that he probably meant something else.

"Is that so? Well, I’m certain that you’re the best boxer around if you’ve been invited to this competition… and, yes, I am a goddess. Are you surprised?” she answered, chuckling a bit and smiling at him.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, deities are pretty rare where I come from. And, judging by your reaction, I believe an explanation is in order, though I could be wrong."