Angel Land's Deity

Greetings everyone! It is I, the defender of the human race, goddess, and ruler of Angel Land. Have you all been treating my dear Pit well? If not, I believe we'll need to have a word...

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, alright. I’m looking forward to facing you then." He gave her a smile. The boxer seemed oblivious to some of the teasing he was at the receiving end of, but he was enjoying this conversation.

[palutenaparade]

Palutena sighed a bit, both due to the other's obliviousness and of her own boredom. "Until then, I know not what to do other than attempt to make friends and converse with the other combatants." the emerald-haired goddess admited.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Rest assured, when we do fight, I won’t hold back and I won’t expect you to either."

[palutenaparade]

"Don't expect to win, either. I'll give it my all." she winked. It was fun, teasing the shorter male. For some reason, the deity enjoyed it more than she thought she would.

[palutenaparade]

There he is, fucking anime

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, that’s a relief. It’s never any fun to fight someone holding back."

[palutenaparade]

"I agree. Don't be afraid to hit me, just become I am a woman and a goddess. I will give it my all, so, you had better, too.".

Her wings flapped from her shoulders and shone luminously.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh? A sleepover? I cannot wait to participate in such a normal human activity!" Palutena cheered, having heard the news of the festivities.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Of course. I never underestimated an opponent before, and I have no plans to now. I look forward to seeing you in battle."

[palutenaparade]

The goddess giggled. "I won't hold back, just because you're a motal." she revealed, teasing him the slightest bit. 

"After all, I can't afford to let others gain the impression that I am weak.".

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, the term ‘boxer,’ as applied to people like me, is a term used for people who participate in a sport which is basically just fistfighting. It’s all about punching people and staying on your feet."

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, so you're not just a pare of human male underwear!" she replied, happy to learn this fact.

Palutena laughed happily. "Well, if you're a 'boxer' then, you must really be a formidable opponent in a competition such as this. I will not underestimate you, and I would hope that you show me the same courtesy.".

[blackwingsunchained-deactivated]

Original Cover Art discovered.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"Well, deities are pretty rare where I come from. And, judging by your reaction, I believe an explanation is in order, though I could be wrong."

[palutenaparade]

"That... would be appeciated, yes." she admitted. As a goddess, she didn't want to embarrass herself too much, less she relive the Revolting Dinner of Last Year. All she wanted to do was learn a bit more to understand human culture.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[wvbachampion]

"You’re… a goddess? Well, that’s new." Mac had definitely seen his fair share of people, but never in his life did he imagine ever meeting a goddess. "As for me, well, I’m a boxer. Heavyweight champion of the WVBA, to be precise."

[palutenaparade]

"A boxer, you said?” she tried to suppress a bit of laughter. Did he just call himself a pair of men’s underwear? Pit had told her about them once for some reason or another.

At least, that’s what the deity recalled that being a name for. Not being to keen on human words, she simply accepted that he probably meant something else.

"Is that so? Well, I’m certain that you’re the best boxer around if you’ve been invited to this competition… and, yes, I am a goddess. Are you surprised?” she answered, chuckling a bit and smiling at him.

[superbowserbros]

"N-Nah I’m cool…." Bowser muttered as he struggled to get back on his feet. "S-See? A-okay!" He said, although he was clearly not fine. A king had to keep his reputation of being tough. Any worthy king at least. Although it might have been pretty obvious that he was sick, he tried to play it off as best as he could.

[palutenaparade]

That was the last straw. Palutena had to do something. Raising her hands into the air, she called upon her sapphire and golden staff.

"Hold still, I will elieve you of your gastrointestinal pain." she assured. Her free hand reached and pressed against his girthful stomach, while her other rose the staff into the air, and she recited:

"Είθε να λάβει την ανακούφιση.".

(May he receive relief.)

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, hey there, miss. My name's Mac, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Palutena turned her head to… nothing. Did she imagine it. Looking down and- oh. There. A small blush of embarrassment filled her cheeks as she wondered whether or not he noticed the fact it took her a second to notice.

"Oh, hello. It is a pleasure to meet you as well. My name is Palutena, and I am the goddess of light, as well as the deity of Angel Land." the emerald-haired woman answered.

[superbowserbros]

Bowser stopped in his tracks.”Carrots?” Bowser suddenly had quick flashbacks…something about a giant carrot…and a lot of stomach pain. He had been focusing so much on making his sandwich that he didn’t even realize what he had seen or said earlier…or what he was smelling at that very moment. He grabbed his gut and winced in pain. “Oh…oh man…this ain’t good…I completely forgot…” He moaned as he dropped on the floor. “I’m o-okay! I’m fine…”

[palutenaparade]

Palutena looked at him in shock, stepping back as he sank to the floor.

"Browser?! Are you alright? Do you require medical attention?" she asked, look scared for his well being. Was it something she had said? Had she caused this? The goddess of light felt a shred of guilt as she awaited his answer, hoping that he would be ok.

[superbowserbros]

"No, it’s fine, I believe you…ugh damn, looks like I’ll have to go and find mayonnaise at the damn store or somethin.” Bowser groaned. He’d always been a bit…childlike when it came to chores. “Guuh why’d it all have to be gone…whoever took the last of it is a jerk…” He said as he shoved things in the fridge aside.

[palutenaparade]

Palutena frowned, trying to comfort him a bit.

"Come now.. er, Browser, wasn't it? I'm sure you can make just as good a sandwich, even without the mayonnaise." she encouraged him. The woman actually wasn't too familiar with wording, nor the food itself. This lack of knowledge led her to suggest, "Hey, how about I give you some of my carrots to go on your sandwich?".

[arwingavian-blog]

Arwings and Angel's Wings || closed with palutenaparade

[arwingavian-blog]

Falco heard something behind him, it was a slightly desolate noise, but it was just about enough for Falco to turn around and see a figure stepping down quietly, it looked like a woman. He stood up and inspected her, his metal boots clicking against the floor as he walked up to her from behind.

"Nice landing, rookie." He teased, showing off one of his casual yet characteristic grins. Folding his arms, his eyes trailed from the bottom of her lush hair to the back of her head. "What’s your business up here?"

[palutenaparade]

"Hm?" the woman turned around, looking upon the winged pilot. "Rookie? I'd hardly call myself that!" she chuckled playfully, retorting his little comment. Palutena pushed the hair draped over her shoulders back behind her with the flick of her wrist.

"Well, I was practicing my aerial combat. When I was finished, I figured: What better place to land than on top of the hotel I am staying. Please forgive me if I'm intruding, though." she answered. With such a polite grace, she imparted a warm feeling on the other.

[superbowserbros]

"Ughhh" bowser grumbled. A kingly needed the proper condiments, or else how would people know he had more authority than them? But then bowser thought for a minute. "Wait just a second, lady; why were you looking for mayonnaise if you’re making…what’s that, carrot soup?" Said bowser as he rudely intruded in her cooking, shuffling around the ingredients.

[palutenaparade]

"Oh?" she looked at her soup for but a moment before her gaze returned to him. "I wasn't using it for this dish. I guess you could say I wasn't looking for it in particular, but, I did notice its absence. However, you are free to check for yourself ."

The woman stepped aside and motioned her hand to the fridge.

[superbowserbros]

"WELL…you could SAY that most people think if me as a villain and that wouldn’t be a LIE, but…" Bowser stood with bread, cheese and various types of meat in his claws. "Well…I guess I’ve done some pretty bad things. But I’ve done pretty awesome things to make up for it heheh!"

[palutenaparade]

"Oh, well, I'm certain you'll make a worthy adversary, then." she nodded, happy to see the other had at least some shred of benevolence. 

"Do you intend to make a sandwich. I'm sorry to say that last time I checked, there wasn't any... what was the word..." Palutena looked down and pressed her thumb to her chin in though.

"Ma.. May.. Mayonnaise? I think that's the word.".