the most souper of them all

anything and everything twenny-smth | he/him | trans!! gay?!

[superbruder]

I dreamt that Argentina beat Spain 3-1, I was so confused and annoyed

[jimmysownworld]

recentering to cliff marleau and ilya rozanov white girl wasted in boston after a game against each other both on the dance floor hyping each other up and cheering each other on as they demonstrate possibly the WORST dance moves this entire club has ever seen ilya is trying to moonwalk and tripping marly is trying to twerk and is only arching his back over and over absolutely zero movement in the hips, they are the WORST dancers that club has ever witnessed. they’re complimenting each other, marly is fanning himself with his hand yelling “JACKSON GOT NOTHING ON YOU SEXY THING” and ilya is behind marly doing really overdramatic thrusts like a foot away from his ass going “MARLY YOUR ASS IS PERFECT BUBBLE MY GOD I AM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO WITNESS IT” and both of them are yelling WAY too loud so so many people can hear them. shane is at the bar watching exhausted, just knowing he’s gonna have to try to wrangle them both and not feel weird about how sexual their compliments are and that ilya is going to be laying in bed half asleep once they get back slurring about how “marly is such a great friend, if you never existed i would love marly but we would never work out because marly doesnt like to bottom, he tried it once and told me in the morning he kind of hated it even though the orgasm was good, so we would never work with sex but maybe we just uh, what is it called? outsourcing! maybe we outsource our bottom, we work well everywhere else why not just share this one thing or agree to do this separate and everything else together?”

he will deny the whole thing in the morning even if he does remember, and marly will try to figure out twerking again while sober and not improve literally at all

[superbruder]

the Argentinian players just want to hold hands with the Spanish players, but this one guy keeps blowing his whistle and scaring them away :(

[superbruder]

Only reason I’m happy about the half time show is that it’ll give me time to catch up from my 20 min delay

[oedipalrivalry]

obsessed with this

[martwica-tkanek]

never seen 3 people look more like a thruple than whatever the fuck happened there

[superbruder]

France needed England to bait them like that in the first half. To basically kick France when they’re already down. But in a way that was intended to build the French team back up. Bc when you’re that numb from losing the semis you need something like being 0-4 down at half time to inject some emotion and energy back into your system. And god did they find that spark again.

That match was fucking tasty

[superbruder]

WHAT A FUCKING MATCH!!!! Ultimately gorgeous

[superbruder]

Ok Bellingham really loves holding onto the ball for as long as fucking possible , and here it really paid off

[superbruder]

Upamecano I fucking see you man, he’s been hustling this match

[superbruder]

Man’s doing somersaults on the pitch but not goals

[superbruder]

I’m having euro final flashbacks

[superbruder]

That goal was v healing

[superbruder]

I’m having euro final flashbacks

[superbruder]

Now why would you do that Gusto ? 5 mins left and you give us a penalty? We’ll take it , but why?

[superbruder]

Olise man , what’s going on? Poor guy needs some kind of reset

[superbruder]

Why hold the ball so long?? Shoot at the goal wtf

[superbruder]

Ohhh I’d love to see an absolute banger of a goal from Olise

[superbruder]

Ok we’re getting closer , third try for sure

[superbruder]

Cmonnnn bro???? Idk how many more chances you’ll get