Inner machinations of my mind: AKA an enigma

Here to rant, reblog pictures I like and feel better on bad days.

[islette]

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

[literallysame]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

[mockingjaysource]

Donald Sutherland wins Choice Movie Villain

[deepfriedtwinkie]

HE’S WEARING A WHITE FUCKING ROSE

IT GOT BETTER

[amyw1nehouse]

american historical films be like

[kitmarlo]

[spacememepng]

can harry potter be considered classic literature already so i can write a 3 page essay on why snape was a dick 

[kimkardashingthroughtthesnow]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

Omgggg!!!! #pupdate

[pevus-deactivated20160411]

lion king debunked

simba can’t live on bugs he’s a FUCKLIGN LION!!!! 

lying king

[lostseadreamer]

Star Wars: Original Trilogy + Cinnamon Roll Meme [insp.]

[100493503004422]

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

[londongrimshaw-deactivated20131]

[falls in the shower] parkour

[oumeimah]

[wallytheasthmatic]

Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gimmethelooch]

supercalifragiawesome