grace just met this poor guy and immediately sprayed him with a hose no warning
rocky is trying not to laugh at this mutilated dude getting hosed down
and simon is about to assault an "angel" for hosing him down with cold ass water

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grace just met this poor guy and immediately sprayed him with a hose no warning
rocky is trying not to laugh at this mutilated dude getting hosed down
and simon is about to assault an "angel" for hosing him down with cold ass water
the impossibility of it drives another sob from him, but the creeping doubt of hallucination doesn't find him. somehow, some way, he's sure this is real. there's no trippy, monster induced vignette on his peripherals, no heat-stench of blood, no visions of swirling light.
just a sterile, cluttered white room, a man with star-blessed hair, and simon's heavy, aching body.
he must fall asleep again, because he blinks and—
"♬.ᐟ" a rock sings. "♬.ᐟ♬.ᐟ"
"maybe i am hallucinating," simon grumbles. singing rocks? singing, moving rocks? no, this was too much. it had to be real. how and why would the pinhole god show him singing, moving rocks.
it keeps chirping and tapping until the star-blessed man from before skids in, catching himself on the wall and staring wide-eyed at simon. "hi!"
"hi," simon croaks. he feels wrung out.
the hail mary, a starship. which implies stars. stars, which shouldn't exist, but simon doesn't feel like he's hallucinating. which means 1, he's died and this is some fucked up death throe dream, 2, he is hallucinating but can't tell, 3, this guy and the singing rock are fucking delusional freaks, or 4, this is real and there are somehow stars and humans and singing rocks. singing, moving rocks.
he hopes it's 4, but if he's being realistic, it's 1.
"am i dead?" he asks after a beat. "or hallucinating? cause that rock is singing and moving. last i checked that didn't happen."
blond guy laughs. "no, not dead. if you are hallucinating, it's not about rocky. he's real." he pats the clear barrier surrounding the rock, then steps carefully toward simon's cot.
"how are you feeling?"
simon takes stock. he feels heavy, groggy, warm, but overall not bad. not bad at all. what was this cot made of? it was so cushiony. "okay."
"good, good." blond guy nods. "you woke up yesterday, but i think i overwhelmed you, so let's try this again."
simon blinks at him, waiting for this retry. the star-blessed is... awkward, clumsy, but charming in a sort of pathetic way.
the guy blinks back a couple times before shaking himself. "right, yeah, so i'm ryland grace!"
there's a long pause where simon debates the merits of lying. if he did lie, he'd catch the monster out when it eventually slips and uses his name in one of it's puppets. but if this is real, he'd rather not start with a lie. "simon."
"simon," ryland tries it out, rolling the name over his tongue and between his teeth with ease. then he smiles again. "welcome to the hail mary."
right. the starship. "starship?"
"yep!" ryland nods again. "we're on course for 40 eridani a."
a star system. stars.
simon is taken with the sudden and absolute urge to confirm that the stars are there and rule out nunber 3, the crazy delusional freaks theory. the sits up—ignores his left arm—and swings his legs over the edge of the bed. there's a viewing port on the wall not far, and even as he stumbles and probably yanks some things out, he can see them.
the stars.
Okay but if anyone's actually having troubles reconciling multiple conflicting ideas that they like for a fictional character, like the whole "Ryland Grace is somehow aroace and in a polycule with Rocky and Adrian and very gay for Simon Ironlung" thing to where it's not meshing together as like, well with the power of queerness anything is possible, but just like, but surely I must pick one?
You don't have to actually do that. The beautiful thing about fictional characters and the whole business about them being tools of a narrative, is that you do NOT need to concretely decide anything about them outside of the confines of whatever story you want to tell today. Multiple conflicting ideas about the same blorbo never actually need to settle into one definitive verdict. I mean it's fine if they do, but it's not required.
And in fact it's usually a good idea if you like to create things for you to practice switching between several mutually exclusive possibilities. Not only is it good creative practice, it also keeps you from getting so stuck in a single concept of an idea that you become hostile to conflicting opinions.
*slaps roof of edit* this bad boy has so much doomed space yaoi in it, you have no idea.
ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid
hey btw if ur transphobic don’t interact with my blog. we support trans people here
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.
Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time
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Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes
This is a wizard spell
Pawb STOPIWCH fod mewn argyfwng, mae'n amser te rŵan
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Rhowch saib ar bob ofn a thrychineb er mwyn cael paned a bisgedi am y 15-30 munud nesaf
Mae hwn yn swyn dewin
Rapazada PARADE de ter unha crise, agora é a hora do té.
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Toda catástrofe e anguria queda en pausa pra nós tomar unhas taciñas e unhas bolechas os próximos 15-30 minutos.
Isto é un feitizo.
Всем ВЫЙТИ из кризиса, настало время чая
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Поставьте всю жуть и катастрофы на паузу, чтобы выпить чашечку и поесть печенья в следующие 15-30 минут
Это волшебное заклятье
Wszyscy PRZESTAŃCIE mieć kryzys, teraz czas na herbate
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Wstrzymajcie cały strach i katastrofy żeby wypić filiżankę i zjeść ciastka przez następne 15-30 minut
To jest czarodziejskie zaklęcie
Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw
THIS. I saw a post the other day that literally said if you do it to a fictional character, you’ll do it in real life.
No. Just NO.
I’m so glad someone put it into words.
In art, we can be fucking nuts.
Art is the place to safely explore all those other sides of you
top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
it's so wild when your parent changes when you become an adult. my dad is very cordial and non confrontational - he regularly helps me with adult stuff like changing the oil or providing insurance tips. he's always smiling when i call him on video and providing jokes when i complain about college
when i was a kid, i would have to tiptoe around his anger issues often, sometimes running quietly past his work table until he got his own place completely separate from our family, locked away for days. every so often he would start screaming in the car and trying to hit me or my brother for talking too loud while my mom attempted to calm him down as he swerved on the road. and now he, smiling, helps me with car insurance.
like oh, this is just who you are when you have power over someone, and this is who you are when you dont have power over someone. no wonder you can have a normal life, friends, work while scaring the shit out of your kids and wife. i see it now. i see why no one would have believed me. that, i think, is one of the core fears of trauma - seeing the outside of it from the perspective of other adults that brushed you aside, and understanding. of course, that understanding gives the opposite of solace; it just gives you more grief with nowhere for it to go
I love villains that are the reverse of the idea that the absence of love makes you evil. Villains that love to the point of paranoia and obsession. Villains whose love for someone corrupts them. Love being used for awful, evil things. Using love to justify horrific actions. Anything that breaks down the toxic idea that people who don’t feel love are monsters and those who feel love are always pure and heroic and morally right.
BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU!
Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-
Ok.
if grace is Rocky's dog Simon is their cat
Big fan of "Everything All at Once" Ryland Grace when it comes to headcannons
Simultaneously Coltland twins and also only child Grace
Simultaneously AroAce Grace in Space but ALSO in love with Simon from Iron Lung