alarmingly unofficial homestuck account

shamelessly hoarding since: [bizarrely long into Act 5]

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yeah shit just got real

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typical undertalemodtool session

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vtuber model that's just that breasting boobily velma gif

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could Kris “wield” Noelle metaphorically and use her to make a fountain

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what happens if you go right at the end of deltarune ch 5 normal route

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did anyone ever do "out of touch thursday" but it's the other song on the motteke! sailor fuku CD, which I think was called kaeshite! knee socks? ostensibly with a different hall and oates song

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A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-2019)

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instead of referring to your late husband (died last week), why not refer to your early husband (guy you're killing next week)

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maker, from wind wakar

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dances with wolfcuts

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a ya ya ya ya

SPARKING!!!!!!!!!

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went to get "venous blood gas" done at the lab at the hospital and they had me do the thing where you put your palm out and upward

(example stock image with irrelevant equipment)

and at first I was like, huh, that's odd, my fingers are naturally curled and not easily extending out flatter, is that a medical issue I've just noticed and should ask this tech about? and then I remember, no, that's just a normal thing the hand does in this position, and it's just not a position I'm putting my hand in often enough to be familiar with.

a few minutes later I have this visceral memory of the time in middle school that a girl came up and asked me to turn my hand like that to see what position my fingers end up in, and comments, like, "ah, you see how it's curling up like that? it's because you've spent so much time masturbating"

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[adulthoodisokay]

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

[homestuck]

cal i for nya quail (an individual) short fat bird antenna on top

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neurotypical social rules, or, oughtism

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all in all it's just a ...nother dick and some balls

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of course I, the prince of saiyans, know that shinigami love apples