alarmingly unofficial homestuck account

shamelessly hoarding since: [bizarrely long into Act 5]

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achievement: got called "junji ito levels of weird" for building a streamer's minecraft skin's head massive and spinning

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getting, away, with mar, dar

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I know there are, technically, three 'Backrooms' movie posters--but.really, THIS IS THE ONE 😳 🤘 ✨

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tragic argument between cis lesbian girlfriends where one is not that into period sex and the other is a vampire but doesn’t know it and just thought her ex was shitty and bit her for non-supernatural domestic violence reasons

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rejection-sensitive animorphia

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you tell me my idea doesn’t work and I turn into a fish

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rejection-sensitive animorphia

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which of the following have you guessed when trying to remember what tma/tme stand for

transmisogyny experiencing

total murder aisland/eisland (conflated "total drama island" and DMMD)

other in replies/tags///your experiences are not universal

Voting ended onJun 2

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why is almost everything below a bathroom sink sexual

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me, at this point, despite the post I'm attaching this to: "oh god is it a slur or something"

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crackpot XIV theory time:

the first time Hydaelyn talked to the researchers at the Antitower, it was through Calca and/or Brina, explicitly because they have blonde hair (same as Ryne, Minfilia, Argos)

furthermore, this would also imply Krile was born blonde and dyes her hair, the source of: * the discrepancy between her apparent brunette state and blonde original FFV Krile, and, * her lack of clarity when channeling compared with Minfilia -- Crystal Mom would like you to BELIEVE it's because she's getting weaker and/or it's just nebulously Krile's fault but no, it's just that she can only really connect with beings that are naturally and currently visibly blonde.

I'm imagining the second the architect slapped some blonde hair on the originally-bald Calca it started speaking, scaring the shit out of him, a reaction everyone else in the building had already had the first time he brought one out.

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of course I, the prince of saiyans, know that shinigami love apples

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wife, uh, finds a lay

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*hironobu kageyama voice* GA LA

MET GALA

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ramiel dadcliff

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personally, I want a game with triple-A budget and 7 year production indie darling art style that spends the rest of its money on being almost inappropriately long. give me cave story or celeste or deltarune but the text is visual novel length.

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my humps.... #myhumps

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demure worms

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less demure worms

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