Sisters of Katolis Confession Booth

The confession booth is now in session. Submit your dirty thoughts here. All confessions are kept anonymous. 18+ ONLY. Please read the rules before submitting a confession.  Read Rules Here

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For your penance, you shall eat a tangerine very suggestively for 20 minutes.

- Sister Puggy

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Hmmm... for your penance, you shall wink and blow the mirror a kiss every time you walk past it today. Aaravos is watching!

I’ll do that the next time I’m getting undressed to shower.

- Sister Puggy

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Well, now. That’s... Not what I was expecting. Then again, after seeing what wormie does in S3, I bet that’s something that Aaravos would do if he was feeling a little freaky.

For your penance, my child, you’re going to take an extra bath today. Go wash away your filthy ways.

- Sister Puggy

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The beard probably adds extra sensation.

For your penance, you shall make yourself a fake beard out of nutella and wear it for 1 hour.

- Sister Puggy

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Are we allowed to send anything about wormavos

How can you not talk about wormavos? I allow it.

- Sister Puggy

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He owns everyone’s ass.

For your penance, you shall write “Property of Aaravos” on your buttcheeks with a washable marker.

- Sister Puggy

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For your penance my child, you’re not allowed to use any butter the next time you make yourself toast.

- Sister Puggy

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So what happens when YOU say something about how great Aaravos looks naked, Sister Puggy? Do you assign yourself a penance? lol

... Shit....

Alright. But I can’t do it myself. Assign me a penance, my child.

- Sister Puggy

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My child, for your penance, you shall watch Season 3 and get on your knees every time Harrow appears on screen.

- Sister Puggy

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Believe it or not I almost typed forest instead of city but I figured Aaravos was the kind of person with no shame XD

He is 100% with no shame, anon. He’d definitely be down with running naked everywhere, forest or city. Either way, I’m pretty sure he looks fabulous doing it.

- Sister Puggy

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Running naked in the forest is more fun than in the city. Just saying.

For your penance, my child, you shall play the ukulele version of “Highway to Hell” in front of an old mirror. Hopefully Aaravos will hear it and be soothed by it.

- Sister Puggy

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I’m going to use the phrase “blow my back out” from now on.

My child, for your penance, you shall have a sword fight with a friend using nothing but dry spaghetti noodles. 

- Sister Puggy

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Thank you, my child. For your penance, you shall attempt to train a random crow how to jump through a hoop. There’s no guarantee that you’ll be successful, but just try it anyways.

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Sister Puggy the confessions themselves are great but i want you to know that it's your penance suggestions that seal the deal for me 😂

Thank you, my child. It’s good to know that I bring laughs while I cleanse the souls of the sinners of this fandom.

May the primal forces be with you, child.

- Sister Puggy

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Gren would definitely join in. Anything to help out a friend in need, right? Even if he’s an elf? I mean, Aaravos won’t be able to do both holes on his own. He’ll get too tired...

For your penance, you shall make a sock puppet of Gren and make it react to every episode that Gren appears in.

- Sister Puggy

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Careful. Someone on the other side might spot you.

For your penance, you shall draw Aaravos’ face on a mirror using a removable substance.

- Sister Puggy

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For your penance, my child, you shall practice 100% self love for the remainder of your life.

- Sister Puggy