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rowena | 16 | this is an old acc and im re-doing it

[clarasmoon]

supernatural s16 episodes (so far):

updated 13/1

The Tapes (guest starring The CW’s Sniper)

Biden, Bi!Dean & Bye!Dean (guest starring Nevada, Vancouver Mountains, Onion Fields and The Rusty Nail)

Rainbow Wings & An Homosexual Declaration of Love (guest starring Vladimir Putin)

Gaslighted Into Liking The Finale (guest starring Jensen Ackles’ Sexy Silence)

The Spanish Dub: Y Yo a Ti(guest starring Sobrenatural)

Jensen Longcon Ackles’ Sexy Silence

Jensen Longcon Ackles Breaks His Sexy Silence (only to comment about the Bloody Handprint)

Rancid Nuts (guest starring Misha Collins and The CW’s Sniper)

Don’t Feed The Baboons (guest starring A*drew D*bb)

#TheySilencedYou 

“It Wasn’t A Bury Your Gays” (guest starring The CW’s Sniper)

The Rogue Translator

The Italian Dub, part 1: Ti Amo/Anch'io

The Italian Dub, part 2: The Villain Reveal (guest starring whatever those birds chirping in the Brazilian dub were)

He/They Sam (guest starring Walker)

Heller Obama

Misha Collins’ bare ass (guest starring Barack Obama and Joe Biden)

The Secret Tumblr, part 1

Omega Misha, Virginal and Untouched Jensen, & Alpha “Physical and Sexual Behemoth” Jared (guest starring Jender and Holy Lube)

Fart Jokes & Spitting on Locks

Ambiguous Shipper Stacey Abrams (not starring 15×18, 15×19 and 15×20)

The End of Heller Obama (guest starring Misha Collins’ bare ass)

Dean’s Fruity Boots

Heller Taylor Swift (guest starring A Chevy Door, The Month of November and a Flannel)

Assigned Gay by Castiel, Angel of The Lord 

The Script Thief, part 1 (guest starring Still Beautiful, Still Dean Winchester)

Danglers and Tacos: Heterosexual Destiel (guest starring VFX Coordinator A*am W*lliams)

The Rogue Director: The Guillermo Supremacy 

A Fruity Flavoured Beer

Heller Obama’s Possible Comeback: “The Boys” Edition

The Misha Collins/Bill Clinton Sex Scandal (guest starring Still Beautiful, Still Bill Clinton)

Shoveling Snow in (Sexy) Silence

Dean’s middle school diary entry about his crush Very Serious Bestiary Entry

The New Hellers (guest starring Nick Jonas, Shawn Mendes, 5SOS, Camila Cabello, Little Mix, Justin Bieber and Tony Hawk)

Dean×Benny, part 1: The Break Up (flashback episode, guest starring Bi!Dean, Canon Orpheus’ Gay Cajun Vampire Sidepiece, a Jealous Lamp, Cas and Crowley’s Gay-on-Gay violence)

The Secret Tumblr, part 2 (guest starring Misha Collins’ Mother)

Dean×Benny, part 2: Long Distance Relationships (flashback episode, guest starring The German Dub)

Tweeting @ BillClinton

A 15 year long Walker Backdoor Pilot (supernatural? I don’t know her)

Spilling The Tea (guest starring Samantha Ferris, Kim Rhodes and Briana Buckmaster)

Did Silent Heller King Jensen Jacting Joices Ackles Say “I Love You” in 15×09????? (is this canon destiel #5???? heLP??)

The Script Thief, part 2 (guest starring canon destiel #6 I guess??? a loving, heart wrenched eulogy?????? someone help me??)

Mishapocalypse 2.0 (happy new year, I guess + guest starring me losing my sanity)

Supernatural: The Musical (guest starring Sebastian Roché and The Rusty Nail)

Shipping Wincest with Jim Michaels v Spilling the Tea with Samantha Ferris

The Mysterious Case of the NDA (guest starring an Ambiguous Happy New Year Post, The CW’s Sniper and Tin Hats)

Canon Dean×Benny, part 3: Here We Go Again

Holding Hands Out Of Hell (guest starring The Chinese Subtitles)

Canon Spanish Destiel #7: Netflix Edition

The Heller Costume Designer (guest starring The Boys)

Cas girl Billie Eilish

Supernatural Jender Studies and Meta Analysis (Special Episode available on Tumblr only)

Award Winning Jacting Joices (guest starring Bi!Dean, Lawboy, Walker Conspiracy Theories and Bradley James)

Heller DJ Qualls (guest starring canon destiel #8, I guess?)

stay tuned for the next episode! will it be a filler episode? will it be the season finale? no one knows and everyone’s scared!

feel free to add!! 

maybe turbo hell is just the s16 we’re experiencing <3

it won’t <3

[superdupernaturall]

HOLY SHIT 54 SEALS BROKEN ALREADY ONLY 12 TO GO

[angeltiddies]

DJ IS A HELLER CONFIRMED 

[thegeminisage]

TRANSCRIPT:

hey garth girls, how are ya?

um, so, [laughs] i got your message! let’s go through it

uh, so, do you think there was any bi interpretation, like when dean tells garth he’s so strong? i do not, that has never occurred to me - um, and i would be on the lookout for that, since i am a gay guy. um, but no, there was just love, and begrudging mutual respect on dean’s part for me, but i think that dean really loves garth, and garth certainly loves dean. um, but no, i don’t think there was anything going on, uh, behind the motel, that they were at in that first episode.

um, when he did the dance, was there any deeper meaning? it was [laughs] again, no, it was just what it was, it was a great fantasy, um, i mean that’s what supernatural does, i mean, they had an episode of scooby doo. supernatural uh sort of loves to turn things on their ear and uh [stammering] create that fantasy sequence.

it was hard to learn by the way! i’m not a dancer. uh, jensen used to be a cheerleader. um, so he is used to that kind of choreographed stuff and i’m not and it was really hard for me to learn, and i was freaking out during most of it. but no, sadly, i don’t want to disappoint you if that’s what you’re thinking, there - i don’t think there was anything behind any of that.

um, here’s what i do think: i think that you can have romantic-type feelings for people that you are in platonic relationships with. it doesn’t mean they’re actionable, but i think you can fall in different types of love with different people. um, but, i don’t think - if you’re asking me if i think dean wanted to - to get it on with garth, i don’t think so, because a lot of time that kind of love when it presents itself, it isn’t physical. it’s romantic love that’s emotional.

so, that’s what i think about that. um, i think was maybe some stuff going on, like some little subtext, with dean and another character, but i’m not gonna get into that >:)

anyway, i hope this video finds you guys well; it made me smile to record it. take it easy, bye!

[jassmarie19]

Addendum to transcript:

First line is actually “Hi Hellers, hi Garth girls”

[sinnabonka]

Hi hellers, hi Garth girls 💕

[superdupernaturall]

another destiel seal has been broken

[fromcenotaphy]

my quest to map every spn duo dynamic continues

phenomena of note:

every chaos dynamic includes cas. there is no chaos without cas

dean is capable of being wholesome, competent, OR chaotic. versatile icon.

sam is competent in every instance unless he is teamed up with cas in which case all bets are off

[bbelatalbotarchive]

SUPERNATURAL

↳ The Man Who Would Be King (6x20)

[clairenatural]

[superdupernaturall]

it’s so fucking obvious guys do you not see a pattern

[sunforgrace]

every time this happens where someone who worked on the show is revealed to be a comrade in hellerism I feel like that secretary in Ghostbusters screaming

WE GOT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[superdupernaturall]

remember this lmao

[superdupernaturall]

i feel like souless sam and mark of cain dean would get along really well

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

rocky’s is a gay bar

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

good for him

[oganizediguana]

This is very important to me now.

He is so confused when people keep coming to him for advice on queer stuff, but he rolls with it and does his best. He gives surprisingly good advice and still doesn’t catch on.

[superdupernaturall]

jensen ackles in the shower at the beginning of 9x18 is going to be the literal death of me

[castielnova]

scoobynatural said im going to create a cas that is so fucking hot and didn’t wait for an answer

[damian-janus-pendragon]

I’m having a lot of feelings..

[superdupernaturall]

anyone else miss cas’ old trench coat? something about it just feels powerful

[slaygentford]

weird how sam is always sam but dean and cas are not always dean and cas. yes I am thinking about its a terrible life/ the end /that whole part where cas went crazy-crazy. oh fellas the polyphony of the closet 

[superdupernaturall]

the supernatural writers really had chuck write books out of dean and sams life when he was god... and had metatron essentially do the same when he was posing as god... before chuck announced himself as god... and thought we wouldn't notice the parallel...

[superdupernaturall]

cas being adorable

[superdupernaturall]

holy shit this got a lot of notes 😳

[crowleyraphael]

10.16 | 15.09

[superdupernaturall]

if you remember the scene from the last gif you probably remember how cas stopped dean before he could say anything but DO YOU REMEMBER HOW DEAN LOOKED HURT WHEN CAS STOPPED HIM??? THE MAN WHO RARELY SHOWS PAIN OR EMOTION, LOOKING HURT?? ITS BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA CONFESS HIS LOVE AND CAS JUST MADE AN ASSUMPTION THAT HE WAS GONNA APOLOGIZE OR SOME SHIT BUT YOU CAN TELL THAT DEAN WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ELSE