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tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary
I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life
does doggy style mean i get a treat after
HONDOS WIKI PAGE LISTS HIS FRIENDS/ALLIES AND ENEMIES
THE LISTS ARE RIDICULOUSLY LONG AND DISREGARDING THE HILARITY OF THE CLINICAL WAY THEY DESCRIBE HIM, THE LISTS ARE THE BEST PART OF THIS
Enemies:
*very long list of people including each and every one of the kids he kidnapped in that one episode with Ahsoka, R2-D2, and the triumvirate (Obi Ani and Soka)* but Obi, Ani and Soka are all listed as “formerly”. FORMERLY enemies. Which implies he’s friends with them all now. So you go over to the friends list and-
FRIENDS/ALLIES:
*really long list including people like Kanan, Ezra: Aurra Sing, Jango Fett, fuckin’ PLO KOON*
And then you get to the triumvirate.
Top on the list is Obi. Then Ahsoka. And then
“Anakin Skywalker. (Formerly)”
And it cant be because Anakin is dead, because there are plenty of other dead characters on here that don’t say formerly. Also formerly is Cody. Which implies it was like—
Obi: *on mustafar* can I perhaps beg a ride of you?
Hondo: *drunk comming* a ride? Hell, I owe ya a whole ship at this point. Why d’ya need a ride, Jedi?
Obi: the clones have commited treason and my former apprentice has tried to kill me
Hondo:
Obi: also I have a youngling I’ll need rations for.
Hondo:
Hondo: *turns to first mate* you. You right there.
First mate: ?
Hondo: blacklist Skywalker. And all th’ clones. Particularly Kenobi’s commander.
Obi:
First mate: affirmative
Hondo: okay we’re on our way. Ya better not be dead when I get there, I don’t like owin’ debts t’ dead people
Obi:
Obi: okay?
Porchfest Season in Minneapolis
Anti-Book Banning Bingo
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One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that
beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…
I can’t believe I’ve found this post after seeing it on Pinterest and it’s actually not from 2014 Tumblr.
cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars
vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars
medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar
Do you remember the first fanfic you ever read?
Do you remember the first fanfic you ever read?
Yes
No
a funny thing about having conversations with people within institutions (academic in this case but also others) about gatekeeping, is that you end up having a conversation over and over in which you're like, "hey this alligator spike pit moat you have erected around your institution is keeping a lot of people out," and they're like, "well *I* navigated the alligator spike pit moat just fine," and you're like, "right. by dint of us having this conversation, you within the institution and me without, it is understood that you navigated the alligator spike pit moat. due to that being an inherent requirement of entering the institution," and they're like, "I don't think you understand the prestigious history of our alligator spike pit moat," and you're like, "is there a reason why there needs to be an alligator spike pit moat encircling the concept of higher education?" and they're like, "look, the alligator spike pit moat isn't for everyone. some people just aren't cut out for the alligator spike pit moat :)" and you're like, "right, yeah, like disabled people and people coming from poverty or unstable home environments or underserved communities or people dealing with difficult to navigate life events like pregnancy or abuse or prison or addiction or the death of a loved one, for example" and they're like, "how dare you imply that we are keeping those people out on purpose. it's their own problem if they can't wrestle the alligators and avoid the spikes while also disabled and/or poor and/or pregnant etc" and you're like, "well that seems evil," and they're like, "it sounds like maybe you're just bitter about the alligator spike pit moat because of your totally random individual experience with ONE bad alligator spike pit moat. have you considered therapy?" and you're like, "did you know that there's some patterns here in terms of how y'all are handling this stuff?" and they're like, "actually yes. we even have a department of alligator spike pit studies :)" and you're like, "that's great, how do I get access to and participate in those conversations?" and they're like, "well firstly you must cross the alligator spike pit moat"
if you can document that you have a medical condition that might make it challenging for you to navigate the alligator spike pit moat, they'll give you an extra 20 minutes to complete your navigation of the alligator spike pit moat
IMPORTANT: any injuries incurred as a result of navigating the alligator spike pit moat will be the sole responsibility of the injured parties. once you leave, the people who made you navigate the alligator spike pit moat and the institution that installed the alligator spike pit moat will never contact you again. except sometimes to ask you for more money.
i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it
after extensive trial-and-error testing, I'm beginning to suspect that there may be some material correlation between staying up super late at night and how I feel when my alarm goes off the next morning
cancel your mullvad subscription
tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load
if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy
If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
some people have reported being refused refunds that fall outside their 14-day refund window. my sub was 60 days past the payment date, but fwiw I emailed support with my account number and a screenshot of the above mastodon post and explicitly said "In line with your official account's statement, I'd like to request an immediate cancellation and refund on the grounds that I don't share the values of Mullvad or any other company that knowingly profits Nazis. If you're unwilling to issue this refund, please let me know and I'll be happy to escalate the matter to consumer protection." and they issued my refund without a fuss.