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@supergalacticamericanzombie

I'm Feenix. 19. Chicago. ENTP. Taurus. Scholar of the occultish underbelly of life. Seer of Hope, Land of Dawn and Dancing. Prospit dreamer. Gryffindor. Lover of all things Kuragehime and Homestuck and Free! and horror and WTNV and gory and OHSHC and Howl's Moving Castle and Panic! and twenty one pilots and musical. Extremely obsessed with fashion, sweets, music, manga, and glitter. Actual accidental psychic. Theoretical fashionista, dancer, singer, poet, and fun planner. background credit

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she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

afternoonsnoozebutton

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

kvotheunkvothe

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.

straig

farther-feelings-blog

farther-feelings

Vintage/Nature

nugget-city

supergalacticamericanzombie

It’s finally happening. Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

bonyassfish

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

fndungeonmom

true story

naturalmomma-deactivated2015092

this is the truest thing i’ve read all week

sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate

Liam Nelson's new movie is basically “Taken: Someone Else's Family This Time”

lvl40

This is what I call love, unbreakable bonds, connected hearts.

Frustration

So like I feel like I have no one to talk to about this whole crisis like I'm pretty sure Alora's heard the whole thing a million times over with different guys and different problems and Trina's probably asleep and then I feel like Sarah's really busy all the time and basically I feel kinda alone always. And I don't have any friends here in Chicago sooooo. But the whole gist of my entire situation is that I'm not sure what this guy wants, and I don't know what I could give him. Add in long distance, previous friendship in high school, emotional problems on both ends, and a sex drive that could kill a man, and I'm just wondering what the fuck to do now. Maybe I'll figure it out in the morning or something. And on top of everything I'm putting off making new videos for my channel when I shouldn't be.

#personal

abigaillarson-deactivated202501

"Pretend to Sleep" based loosely on Night Vale episodes

lylahammar

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

swolizard

these are adorable

stickysheepart-deactivated20151

jfc too cute

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why is this so hard for people to understand

mandatoryrollercoaster

willcub-deactivated20180521

Truth.

mixfox

Why do white people own so many pets? Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore. ***** What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it. ***** how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.” ***** A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching? To catch a predator. ***** Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five? They can’t even ***** What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

thisiseverydayracism

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

thechanelmuse

supergalacticamericanzombie

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.