The confusion contiues

29 🖤 she/they 🤍 trash goblin

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[noctvrna]

Can you bounce me on your dick, it’s purely for therapeutic reasons I promise

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[bebx]

[only-cat-memes]

[swollenmuscles]

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[etchif]

[etchif]

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

[eruhamster]

[kaban-bang]

[brucebocchi]

[eroshaven]

[writing-prompt-s]

"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

[xypheris-deactivated20250603]

The question mark option will never not be funny to me.

Like, how many chapters?

Idk.

I—the author—am just as curious as you are.

[twilight-deviant]

tumblr should give us the ability to stab users on the Ides of March, and if you stab one user 23 times, you get a knife badge.

[ashstfu]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[angeltiddies]

not nearly enough tornadoes in supernatural.

[angeltiddies]

you're literally in the midwest what is going on why are you and cas not sheltering in a bathtub together.