All Things WOY Come Here

Triple threat blog of Wander RP, (send asks!) shitposts, and philosofisizing about the show.

[socialjusticeolivia]

GUYS???????

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS FUCKING 23H AGO PLEASE DONT JUST LIKE THIS,

[femi-nem-blog]

HERE IS THE NATIONAL SEX TRAFFICKING NUMBER FOR THE US; [phone] I RECOMMEND YOU CALL THEM IMMEDIATELY

[socialjusticeolivia]

THEY REALLY SAID DIAL 911 IF ITS AN EMERGENCY WHAT/?

[nerbert]

I just looked up her username to see if she was ok, and her snapchat story was updated an hour ago to say “kennedi will be fine with me, she will come home next month or during the summertime” wtf.

[socialjusticeolivia]

i just saw and im so scared??? what the fuck is happening??

[guardians-for-real-children]

guys please make this post more widely known!!!! i dont live in the US, i dont think there’s much i can do but im begging you to all reblog this!!

-mod jack ❄❄❄

[socialjusticeolivia]

I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO SAY I TEXTED HER SNAPCHAT AND THERE WAS NO REPLY, BUT IT SAYS IT WAS OPENED

[ganja-please]

so this is real?

[socialjusticeolivia]

why would u think it’s not real?

[5slicesofpepperonipizza]

wtf has anyone contacted snapchat about this?

[virgo-disaster]

Okay I went and checked this out because I wasn’t sure how old it was. The “she’ll be fine with me” update was 7 HOURS AGO. it is 12:55am EST on March 12, 2017 right now. her name is Kennedi High, she’s 16, from Baltimore, autistic, and the authorities believe she may be in California. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWERS FROM BALTIMORE AND CALI. SHE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR ALMOST FOUR DAYS AND MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLD AND/OR TRANSFERRED ELSEWHERE.

ALSO: if you decide to add the account to look at the message in her story for yourself, please BLOCK the account IMMEDIATELY afterwards. They have already been reported to Snapchat HQ, and blocking will keep the traffickers from being able to find you, as long as you do it pretty much as soon as you see it.

[weedsoda]

PLEASE SPREAD THIS!!!! ANY BALTIMORE FRIENDS PLEASE CALL BPD!!!

[weedsoda]

Here’s a link to the news: http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/missing-16-year-old-girl-believed-to-be-in-baltimore

A missing 16-year-old girl was last seen in the area of Falls Road and Hillside Road around 3 p.m. on March 8, police confirm.

According to police, Kennedi High was last seen wearing black pants, a white shirt, a black puff coat, black Ugg boots and red glasses. The National Center For Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) released two photos of the missing teen on Thursday, noting that she was still believed to be in the Baltimore area.

High is described as being 5’7” tall and approximately 120 pounds.

Here’s what she looks like to keep an eye out BALTIMORE COUNTY!!!

[ma-ph]

Anyone in this area please look out!

[uncensored-and-psychotic]

Signal boost this! This is current information.

[superhappywander]

Cali and Baltimore Current as of March 13 2017

[superhappywander]

The Nice Guy

The Nice Guy is a prime example of Wander's obsessive need to help others. You know the episode; he goes in to get Sylvia a Thunder Blazz, but things keep getting in the way. This is an average trope – the character needs an item, and is kept from getting that item through bizarre circumstances. The difference in those episodes and THIS episode, however, is after the Trunk Man and the Long Man take the last of the drinks, the only thing keeping Wander from buying Sylvia her Thunder Blazz-esque drink is himself. Wander sabotauges himself at every turn, from not taking a penny from the dish (for absurd reasons) to asking out loud if anyone had lost the lost pennies. When he's asking if it's okay to mix the fountain drinks, the tone of his questions make it seem like he's daring the cashier to tell him not to do it (for as long as he's been around, he should know everyone mixes the drinks). Then when he finally gets his penny and his drink, he sees the donation jar, and just can't help but put ALL of his change in the tin (I'm sure 200 pennies doesn't make that big a pile, but that's for another time). I'm surprised he didn't take the pennies from the take-a-penny and donate them as well. Then he helps check out the other customer. Next time I'll theorize on what emergency could need jelly, a garden hose, and some chilli pepper refeidgwrator magnets (hopefully it's something kinky, but he could have just needed several last minute gifts). But he tells Wander "keep the change". I'm wondering why Wander didn't say "the cashier should have been working, this should be his tip", since it's as ridiculous as everything else that's stopped him in the episode. Then he trips over the mat he's been warning people about all episode, and spills the drink. He could have made another one, but no. He has to clean the whole floor first, and he's so focused on "helping clean up" that he forgets his original task and nearly thows away the Thunder Blazz (which was in a glass bottle, by the way. It would have broken all over the floor if he hadn't caught it. Good going, Wander). And, finally, the young girl who cannot buy her bottle of Thunder Blazz. Wander is holding his money and ready to pay, and has to pull his hat over his eys to keep from seeing the girl upset. But in the end he can't stand a sad child (he has a soft spot for children). Wander has a mini panic attack when he cannot find something just as good as Thunder Blazz. This shows his fear of letting Sylvia down, but he also knows she would be alright with substitutions and improvisions. So he knows in his mind Sylvia would never leave him, but he still has the underlying phobia of being a disappointment. But stronger than that fear is someone going through what he went through, being lost and alone. I just thought this episode gave us a good look at who Wander actually is. Honestly, he's self destructive in his quest to help others.

[warmapplekrisp]

everyone’s favorite skeleton

[imaginaryskeletons-blog]

I AM LOSING MY MIND

[superhappywander]

There are some things you can't NOT reblog

[superhappywander]

He looks genuinely hurt

Poor baby

[superhappywander]

Emperor Awesome is a douche... but I'll be darned if he's not the most adorable douche I've ever seen. Look at the faces he makes when he dances :3 (Btw he'd for sure be the bottom in any relationship)

[superhappywander]

Big mood rn

[superhappywander]

I don't really ship Wander with anyone because I headcannon him as ace, but he's definitely romantic, even if it's just friendly romantic. Like he even tries to set up Hater and Dominator, so I think Wander's like most of US in that he's in love with the idea of a realtionship but (at least in my case) wouldn't know how to go about maintaining one in real life.

[superhappywander]

What Is Wander?

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while. The mystery of who – and what – is Wander. The answer may seem pretty obvious at first, that he is a “wandering weirdo” bent on making the universe a better place. But what if that isn’t the whole story?

To find out what Wander is, we don’t need to look at Wander Over Yonder, but at something else Craig Mccraken worked on. No, not the Power Puff Girls, Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends.

Wander and his hat are imaginary friends.

They do mistake the hat as being magic, but what greater magic is there than the imagination of children? And what other magical object has feelings? The hat must be an imaginary friend that was much too powerful.

As for Wander, no one really knows what he is. Not even Wander knows what he is, as he asks Bradley “Do you know what I am?” in The Hot Shot. Imaginary friends do not usually have a clear species (except Eduardo and Coco, who are clearly a bull and a bird).

Wander has been shown to have a fear of not being able to help and an obsession with helping, and do you know who else had those traits?

Wilt.

And Wilt only developed these obsessions after being injured and separated from his creator.

Wander also has a fear of being alone or being abandoned, or being separated from Sylvia, as seen in The Box, The Night, and The Heebie Jeebies. He goes into a panic attack at the thought that Sylvia might be separated from him. And in The Fugitives he looks absolutely heartbroken when he thinks Sylvia escaped without him. His obsession with helping could stem from the fact that he was unable to help the child that created him; his fears of abandonment drive him to make sure it does not happen again, by being helpful or useful and by making friends.

Wander also has a soft spot for children.

So here we have Wander, who has obsessions with helping and a fear of being abandoned for not being good enough, because of being abandoned as a newly created imaginary friend, who saved an imaginary hat from the same tragedy.

Feel free to add on to this theory as you see fit. I love feedback.

[superhappywander]

This happened today

[superhappywander]

The Song "Take A Step Inside Your Mind"

Is a cute little song about your imagination, right? But what if it isn't? What if Wander's singing about imagination is a clue that he is a bit delusional, refusing to accept the harsh truths of the reality he lives in by escaping to his mind, thus also being the reason he does not want to leave the void? When he cannot control his environment (by helping others) it sends him into a panic attack, because it's pulling him from the world he's built in his mind (an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet) into a harsher and more cruel reality he knows all too well after experiencing millinia of death, war, tragedy, and conquerers.

[superhappywander]

Bonus points for this "Chicago" refference

[superhappywander]

When you haven't done school work for 2 years and suddenly it's a requirement for graduation

[superhappywander]

I can't relate to this episode at all and I'm wondering if I'm the only one.

[superhappywander]

Fanon Wander

Is all sugar plums and happiness and “everyone is friendly” but he has OTHER emotions too. He gets sad and angry just like anyone else. He gets scared (of being alone or unable to provide help). He has panic attacks. He’s not juts a sentient ball of happy, he’s also an imaginary – person. He’s a person. I want to see some fics where he gets angry, or someone gets under his skin :p

[storiesbybest]

I have a few fics of him being rather the opposite of sunshine and rainbows, and one about someone getting under his skin (literally, lol) though I’m not sure if this is all what you had in mind.

[superhappywander]

Thank you kindly! (I'm trying to be more wander-y because it is supposed to be if Wander ran a shitpost blog)

[superhappywander]

[superhappywander]

I'm Pretty Sure Lord Hater Doesn't Know What Sex Is

Season 1 he's doom and gloom season 2 he's a literal child. Season 1 you'd say "maybe he knows since he acts slightly more adult" but the most he talks about doing is holding hands or making out (the good deed) and he does go on that date with Sylvia, but doesn't seem to be trying for anything except someone to come live in his ship. So maybe he's lonely, but I'm still not convinced he knows how to do "it" or even knows what "it" is. So it is very unlikely he would be top in any situation, unless there was a misunderstanding and the second person was thinking they were there for something else when the most hater knows how to do is make out, which he can't even do because he doesn't actually have lips. Whover he made out with would just be kissing teeth.

[superhappywander]

Fanon Wander

Is all sugar plums and happiness and “everyone is friendly” but he has OTHER emotions too. He gets sad and angry just like anyone else. He gets scared (of being alone or unable to provide help). He has panic attacks. He’s not juts a sentient ball of happy, he’s also an imaginary – person. He’s a person. I want to see some fics where he gets angry, or someone gets under his skin :p