Invader Zim

"Can’t even finish me off yourself! Making a dog do your dirty work!" He shouted from under the "dog".

Don’t make me get the moose!

"Get whatever you want, can’t you see I don’t care!”

...You don't care if you die?

Don't try to deny it! I know you're lying!

#open rp

So basically you’re a stalker?

”Or a person who has the power to choose what you go through in life and has a sister who chooses how and when you die, your pick. I prefer the second though.”

Wow, you and your sister must be incredibly huge jerks.

"Can’t even finish me off yourself! Making a dog do your dirty work!" He shouted from under the "dog".

Don't make me get the moose!

callousisms-blog

Well I’ll tell you this much about the plan! The whole thing… Is… A secret! Why would I give secrets to just anybody?

Because if you don’t tell me, once I take over Earth, you’ll be the first to go! Next to Dib, Gaz, Mrs. Bitters, Keef, all the kids in my classroom, the police, the government, and that stupid hobo!

callousisms-blog

"Oh, right! Destroy me! I’d almost laugh if I hadn’t heard that joke before! The thought of you taking the earth is worthy of laughter on its own though! Ahahahahaha!"

"Your ineptitude is funny!"

...Are you trying to suggest that I'm incompetent? Because if so...you lie! YOU LIE! You are a liar! I will not hesitate to unleash the moose!

#thevindictiveserpent

"Like I said, I won’t be dealing with any of it. What part of ‘I’m the rich son of the Defence Secretary’ do you not understand!?”

The fact that I’m not going to be killing just your stupid defense team, I’m going to be killing everyone of this filth ball.

"You won’t live long enough. End of discussion."

I’ve killed multiple people. I’m not afraid to kill you as well. Right now.

"You can’t scare me you little worm! You don’t have any idea what I’ve been through, threats mean nothing to me. If I were to die now, I would welcome it!”

You'd welcome being murdered? Well, in that case...GIR! *suddenly Gir, disguised in a dog suit, jumps on Rummy and begins attacking him*

You know everything that has happened in every single person’s life? And all of your visits combined equal two thousand years?

”Well being the Goddess of Fate; it is kind of my job description. And yes, combined everything is about two thousand years.”

So basically you're a stalker?

callousisms-blog

Well I’ll tell you this much about the plan! The whole thing… Is… A secret! Why would I give secrets to just anybody?

Because if you don't tell me, once I take over Earth, you'll be the first to go! Next to Dib, Gaz, Mrs. Bitters, Keef, all the kids in my classroom, the police, the government, and that stupid hobo!

#thevindictiveserpent

doe-eyed-girly-evil

"Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin’ ‘er easy… unless you’re me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there’s a p e r f e c t l y l o g i c a l e x p l a n a t i o n."

Whatever you say. How long have you been on this planet anyway?

”If you combine each visit, about two thousand years. However I have seen the planet grow for about fifteen thousand. Knowing everyone and their past and present — I don’t feel the need to come here often.”

You know everything that has happened in every single person's life? And all of your visits combined equal two thousand years?

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pepperandpals

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.

"Like I said, I won’t be dealing with any of it. What part of ‘I’m the rich son of the Defence Secretary’ do you not understand!?”

The fact that I’m not going to be killing just your stupid defense team, I’m going to be killing everyone of this filth ball.

"You won’t live long enough. End of discussion."

I've killed multiple people. I'm not afraid to kill you as well. Right now.

Why would I want to land in New York? I don’t want to surround of self with all those filthy pig smellies. There’s already too many of them in this town. I can’t wait until they have to deal with…the moose. *at the mention of the creature, Zim began to laugh evilly*

familydrivenbyfate:

”Because it is the perfect place to be able to blend in, cause a lot of chaos, and not to mention all the valuable information about the world is pretty much there. Well their and Washington, D.C. Still a lot of powerful people are there. I am more of a strategist, so I can see why you chose to stay here.”

Whatever you say. How long have you been on this planet anyway?

"Like I said, I won’t be dealing with any of it. What part of ‘I’m the rich son of the Defence Secretary’ do you not understand!?”

The fact that I'm not going to be killing just your stupid defense team, I'm going to be killing everyone of this filth ball.

As if I’d want to explore more of this piece of broken, jumbled up garbage.

”This town is full of crazies and weirdos. Personally I think you would like New York better. Bigger city, fun, more to do, not so many weirdos, great food, and a lot of people so it is easy to blend in. Plus there are a billion people there. Honestly if you are trying to take over Earth — New York would be your best bet. Not sure why you didn’t land there to begin with.”

Why would I want to land in New York? I don't want to surround of self with all those filthy pig smellies. There's already too many of them in this town. I can't wait until they have to deal with...the moose. *at the mention of the creature, Zim began to laugh evilly*

Rummy burst out laughing. “Do you know who my father is!? He’s the secretary of defence! Trust me, we are harbouring so many illegal weapons, we’re more then ready to wipe out your little… starship troopers!”

You may think you can take down our army (which you can’t by the way) BUT can you handle…THE MOOSE?

"Me personally? Probably can’t take a moose. But I’ve got a rich daddy, I’ll just be sitting back watching the poor people fight you off.”

Irken technology is more far advanced than your stupid human technology. It won't be long before you have to deal with the moose! The moose, Rummy! The moose!