hacks for a super life

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cowbow be a b-boy

breakdance for your life bow wow dog cop

he will beat you down if you break the law he’ll break your legs he’ll break your jaw

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life hack: this blog is weird because i have 700 followers but i don't get any notes. i hope yr all enjoying my posts at least

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life hack: i love my girlfriend wow

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life hack: to clear up acne and soften ur skin make an appointment at planned parenthood and get a prescription for feminizing hormones

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life hack: diy fingernails: grow ur own fingernails: if u have fingernails this one's easy: just f

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to get someone to fall in love with u just get really good at being nice

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life hack: as long as u don’t shave ur armpits yr still a feminist

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life hack: u can travel 400 miles or even farther to kiss a girl

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life hack: u can use whatever bathroom u want. if someone bothers u say “hey i’m just trying to shit. i’m just shitting here, ok?” what can they even do

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life hack: shut ur eyes for 3 days. when u open them, u’ll suddenly be able to see again

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hey

hey what’s up i forgot abt this blog. just a quick update: i’m a girl now and i love my girlfriend a whole lot✌️👩‍❤️‍👩💘💘😊so uh i guess life hack for boys: if u want to be a girl yr probably a girl, and for girls: u don’t have to like boys or even date them. ok that’s all hope everyone has a lovely weekend!! ✨🌟☺️💕😘❤️

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swallow three goldfish whole for breakfast every morning. goldfish contains everything the human body needs to survive

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Put water in an insulated container to keep it cold. It’s not just for keeping coffee warm and it’s reusable. i had a dream about this so the real life hack here is to follow your dreams so you'll be all caught up when they manifest in your waking experience

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zoom in and out on google maps until you know how big the earth is

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break your fast with fresh fruit, fruit or vegetable juice, or vegetable broth. work your way through (unsweetened) yogurt, leafy greens, vegetables (cooked then raw), well-cooked grains, nuts, eggs, then anything you want. for a short fast, 1-4 days should do it. start with small and frequent meals, pay attention to your body so you don't hurt yourself, and as always, make sure to drink lots of water.

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happy april fools day!

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don't judge a book by its cover. judge it by its first three pages and its amazon review