[ambassadorquark]

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

[maryoliveoil]

TAYLOR SWIFT | “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Toy Story 5

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[midnightlie]

who’s afraid of little old me? 🤍🪶

[clownologist]

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[beybuniki]

kiki and bouba

[newgodpho]

Obsession (2026)

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[donnerpartyofone]

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

[neckfat]

[petewentzisblack1312]

the reason men are getting more conservative is very simply that as a class, as a socioeconomic group, their power is being threatened by womens civil rights. its the same reason for the broad surge in right wing politics. its called a backlash and its also why most civil war monuments are from the era of the black civil rights movement and not actually from the civil war.

[jarvypup]

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[asurrogateblog]

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

[princessmo]