5 dirrrty dirty J2-isms that are the best ever-
1. Jared: “Right in my face.”
Jensen: “You would like that, wouldn’t you?”
His expression! Good grief!
2. The line they’ve been working on has the phrase ‘not just a cheap trick’ in it-
Jensen (to Jared): “You’re a cheap trick. Little slut.”
3. Jensen says that he would have a genie grant him a bigger boat for his one wish, which almost immediately becomes a metaphor for talking about dicks after that, and then-
Jared: “Where would you put it?”
Jared (answering his own question): “I’ll tell you where you can put it…”
*smirky laughy winky flirty*
I’m just going to stop commenting. What more is there to even add to these?
4. Jared says “ooohhh” all dirtily and refers to it as his phone sex voice.
*Jensen whispers something that is 100% the filthiest thing imaginable to Jared, and Jared almost can’t even handle it*
Jared: “I’m not gonna repeat what he just said.”
Jensen has to get up and recompose himself.
Jared: “What happens on this side of the speaker stays on this side of the speaker.”
5. Jensen (about Jared writing his F.D.E.I.B chapter while on their Turks & Caicos vacation which was already the gayest vacation ever for so many different reasons even without this):
“What are you doing? Pffft. You know we’re on vacation, right?”
Jared: “He was in his little man speedo at the time.”
Skip ahead since I’m running out of image space to Jared talking about Jensen being “excited” in his speedo and Jensen adding that his excitement “was hard to hide…”
And then finally, Jared starts referring to Jensen’s dick as candy in his pocket, and we end up here-
Jensen: “It’s a deep pocket. It has lots of treats…”
