what.

Oh hey

[willow]

me: hey did you kno- friend:*very hostile tone* what me: aright nevermind then fuck you bitch i was trying to share my knowledge now you’ll never know whatever man i don’t even wanna be friends anymore

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

High schoolers in TV shows

Spend 30 seconds in class and 45 minutes walking around hallways

[9gag]

[coctugtwins]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[tragicjpg]

[yoanpinky]

The Thranduil Throne pop up card is finally DONE ^^

Please PM me if anybody interested to have this sassy elvenking to sit on your desk *:･ﾟ✧♥╣(≧◡≦)╠♥*:･ﾟ✧

[deadpoets1989-blog]

the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole

[thecynicalcycle]

can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD 

[fag]

where is this kids oscar

[warmheartedsweetiipii-deactivat]

SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME HIS NAME OR VINE OR WHERE I CAN WATCH THESE??PLZ

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[mariowiki]

Finding a new friend

Slowly developing a crush on them

[captumodium-blog]

ugh fuck fuck fuck

[melisica]

[newblogisjacindaelena]

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Right before I die im gonna put on a human costume so if I come back as a zombie I can fool people and get more brains than the other zombies. It’s called thinking ahead

[arrest-my-skin]

NASA: What you saw last night was a test run conducted by us…

Everyone else: