[superpenguicorn]

For the once in a blue moon I come on here so I can read old nostalgic dirty fanfic.

[pippinsqueaks]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[norcross]

this is a pro dad move

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was gaydreaming

[cinderellas-palace]

okay but dan using lights to change the glow on his face to red to orange to green to blue

[waterdnp]

the phandom on this fine day

[consultingfujoshi]

I feel the solidarity in this chili’s tonight

[n0kiv]

Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though”

[ahzodiac]

Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer

Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius

Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[animatedtext]

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[dimetrodone]

K pop fandom creeps me out for numerous reasons but one weird thing  is that it’s the only music following I can think of where I have never actually seen the fans talk about the actual music. 

[peachesmendes-deactivated201903]

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

[sonypraystation]

need me a girl wit a big ol thiq mind

fat ass cerebellum

[ghostinyourmind]

The cerebellum is primarily responsible for balance and coordination

U wanna girl who can stand without falling

[sonypraystation]

 is that too much to ask???

[la-laborista-republiko]

[chsesteinarchived]

#i would’ve handed over all of my fries  #oh who am i kidding? #i would’ve bought him a fry factory #i would give him all the fries or oreo cookies his heart wanted. #look at this cutie #i cry over him 

[catsbeaversandducks]

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