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news from a 15 year old boy i tutor: “there’s a kid in my religion class who i have no idea if they’re a boy or a girl, so when i see them i just call them ‘fam.’ [at my plaintive look of i-don’t-know-if-i-heard-you-right] you know, like family”

The youth have spoken and fam is the gender neutral bro

champagnechaachi

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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

blackqueerblog

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

kingjaffejoffer

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

colachampagnedad

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

the-revolution-continues

salroka

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me:

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me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful

me:

hplyrikz

Clear your mind here

fuck-customers

I saw some geezer wearing one of those stupid MAGA hats earlier. America was never 'great', some things just sucked at a different level for other people.

just-shower-thoughts

Finishing the final season of a TV show you love is sad because its like losing many friends all at once. You’ve spent month/years watching them grow and develop but you will never see or hear new things from the characters ever again. They are effectively dead..