Meme Master

Dank memes all day.

[thatkinkyqueercouple]

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

[difficult]

My hobbies include making wishes at 11:11 and having false hope.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[insanecunt-blog]

I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any of those things. The only thing I care about is teasing and pleasing the fuck out of you. Ain’t no stretch mark or hair gonna stop me from hearing you scream my name. When I love you I’m loving all of you.

[memecenterz]

[masturbationvacation-deactivate]

dora may be exploring a little too much

[livefromthetunnel]

[browsedankmemes]

me$irl

[browsedankmemes]

Blacker than thou (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[transparrent]

[niknak79]

He’s tripping on acid

[dem-bones]

I tried to scroll past

[bonercontrol-deactivated2020010]

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

[browsedankmemes]

CALL THE COPS (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[liminalwoman]

this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!

[lighttomediumtreason]

Dangerous

[theroadtonowhereleadstome]

Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.

[xollii]

[w0lf-in-sh33p-sk1n]

🐱💕

[ilmari0n-deactivated20161117]

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly