BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STARTERS
Part one.
“She has saved your lives again and again.”
“You actually think you have a shot with her?”
“A fella’s gotta try though.”
“Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.”
“Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something!”
“Their strong and I can’t fight. If they get in, I can’t protect you.”
“You think you have to protect me?”
“Oh, not with the girl power bit!”
“Is it difficult or time consuming?”
“I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
“Think that’s my cue to put some clothes on.”
“I have come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since i fell in love with you.”
“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead !!!”
“I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”
“Don’t speak latin in front of the books.”
“I understand this sort of thing requites ice cream of some sort.”
“You’re cutting off my circulation !!!”
“On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”
“I was going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and i’m kinda nervous about it actually.”
“I like that. You’re unpredictable.”
“I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!”
“No i’m a rebel, you’re an idiot.”
“Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood.”
“I may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”
“I’ve done things with you I can’t spell, but i’ve never been close to anyone. Ever. Least of all you, until last night.”
“All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, i’m terrified.”
“I could do that but i’m paralyzed with not caring very much.”
“I wasn’t lurking! I was standing around. It’s a whole different vibe.”
“Is everyone here very stoned?”
“I’m insane, what’s his excuse?”
“It’s nice to watch you be happy. I don’t see that a lot.”
“Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.”
“I violently dislike you.”
“I’m not ready for you to not be here.”
“And remember if you hurt her, I will beat you death with a shovel.”
“I never knew you had so much rage in you.”
“I don’t want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”
“Try on my world. See how it feels.”
“Are there drinks in your world?”
“She irons her jeans! She’s evil!”
“No weapon forged can stop me.”
“Do you see this? This might actually help me fight my war. This may be the key to everything.”
“Look, i’m tired of defensive, weird mixed signals.”
“Just get to the truth. I don’t know how you felt about last night.”
“God i’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.”
“It was the best night of my life.”
“I will make him die in ways he can’t imagine.”
“That would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
“I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
“What can I say, I flunked the written.”
“Without passion, we’d be truly dead.”
“You think you know what’s to come, what you are. You haven’t even begun.”
“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
“If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that.”
“You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?”
“You up for a little reconnaissance?”
“No guy is worth your life! Not ever!”
“I don’t wanna deal with this right now. I’m taking a break from dealing.”
“If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put both of you in the hospital.”
“You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends.”
“You’ll be in love until it kills you both.”
“Let’s face it. None of us will have a happy, normal relationship.”
“I know you’ll never love me.”
“I know i’m a monster, but you treat me like a man.”
“Everything I feel, everything I touch….this is hell.”
“I thought you were a myth.”
“We both know that there are real monsters.”
“But there are real heroes that fight monsters, and that’s me.”
“I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
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