This Guy's Meat!

99¢ Sloppy

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[manedazona]

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

[honestlyvan]

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[honestlyvan]

#we as a society need to make dom drop a searchable tag on ao3 (tag from @terkaterr)

[proletprincess]

love is something you do with your teeth

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[chainmailstrapon]

google/men suffering

pornhub.com/men tied up and whimpering and suffering

ponrhub.com/men tied up with rope over their clothes and the clothes roughly pulled aside in a few places so you can see bruises and whelts and also they're whimpering and suffering and being crushed underneath a big leather boot and somehow being both so brave and so pathetic about it at the same time

[summerlyewe]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[qualitysigns]

Sign outside a chiropractor office in a strip mall

[bleedingspiral]

[softdomsworld]

I wanna tie her up and eat her pussy while watching the desperation in her eyes

[metanarrates]

craving the intimacy of violence all by yourself queen?

[bigburlyboy]

James, you're not supposed to let Pyramid Head catch you, buddy!

(I spent the whole time drawing this, listening to SH2R James pathetic breathing/efforts lmao)

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet