Putting The Beta In Betazoid

Heavily addicted to the smell of cardboard books for babies (Chloe, she/her)

[givemearmstopraywith]

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[yeetmewithachainsaw]

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[existennialmemes]

I don't think it's unreasonable for our public officials to be expected to prove they're alive and not in a coma to be able to retain their office.

If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.

If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.

Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.

And there should be, you know, consequences for the people who would do such a thing.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[parisetya]

shark seg

[mayakern]

my first artfight attack of 2026! this is sosaloccu’s character banana. she is so so cute so of course i had to draw her 🥰

[mayakern]

top post preview pls....

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[dogpuppy]

[milquetoaast]

source

[slightly-sigilant]

"hey, did you hear about the mass crab gathering? yeah, I don't know what it's supposed to be either. the bohemians are calling it a 'rave'? apparently it's happening because mr fires is dead. yeah, they're saying it died of something called 'ligma'"

[clubcope]