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[steelplatedhearts]

anyway this is the only theory I will accept now

[michellenoise]

[dustyoldroses]

A challenger approaches: 

[baconbroderick]

The most important .gif

[dennys]

I think I might be a pancake, how can I be sure?

Pour syrup all over yourself. That won’t actually prove that you’re a pancake, but you should do it anyway.

[micdotcom]

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[tastefullyoffensive]

French fries work too. (via annabroges)

[your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-i]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We should use the term Pro-Disease instead of Anti-Vax.

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

DENNY BITTE’S GREATEST HITS

ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM BERLIN/GERMANY. MY NAME IS DENNY AND I`M JUST A NATURE LOVER AND DAYDREAMER WITH CAMERA. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PICTURES. ALL PHOTOGRAPHS ARE MINE AND PLEASE RESPECT THE COPYRIGHT!!! CHEERS

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 19, 1909

[peonysubclune]

Fuck the police.

[bob-belcher]

[clankrnernes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Your total is $748.35.” (via trippy_dolphin, northface)