Puppyboy Enthusiast

🦧 | 30 | He/They | I like Dungeon Meshi 💫

[fromthebloodychamber]

Yeah I'm really into physical media can I have your panties

[nflstreet]

Don’t care. Die.

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

[supersmashbrosofficial]

-Modest Mouse

[fragranticareviewers]

[pattypalooza]

i think Getting horny from goku is like getting horny from the Easter bunny or Santa

[vibratome]

[spamtoing-moved]

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

[trees-waiting]

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

no one has ever wanted to hear that, just a load of stupid shit

[cedar-eats-poetry]

[dogpuppy]

[radrush]

the scene in election (1999) where matthew broderick's character has an affair with his best friend's ex wife and then starts driving away from her house and imagines himself wearing a suit and sunglasses while smoking behind the wheel of a vintage convertible. is exactly what it feels like to listen to steely dan

[radrush]

this is what it's like

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[undidiridium]

I can't stop laughing at this.

[jeekoftheweek]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[flanneldragon]

this town rocks

[dogpuppy]