[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[satanswallet]

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

[txttletale]

one of my least favourite tumblrisms is the weird fervent belief in the virtuousness of physical violence. like the whole "um, clearly youve never been in a situation where you could get your ass kicked" in reponse to someone like, saying something rude. Like amiguita in a lot of places you can get your ass kicked for saying "i'm gay" or, like, anything with a foreign accent, there is actually no edifying or character-building trait to being in environments suffused with violent machismo! and it always has the implicit undertone of either a like, noble savage view of appalachians or just straight up racist stereotypes

[neverwonderneverremember]

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[venceslaugama]

[venceslaugama]

[herpsandbirds]

Texas Ironclad Beetle (Zopherus nodulosus), family Zopheridae, North TX, USA

photograph by Rory Harris

[cloevr]

cow

[jagalart]

Attack on the great @juunipupu 🤍

[argumate]

I keep thinking "quirky chungus" is a species of oak, Quercus chungus

[trainbrain27]

Quercus chungii

Quercus chungii is an uncommon species of tree in the beech family. It has been found only in southern China, in the Provinces of Guangxi, a

[apolladay]

Is jelly wet?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[undeadhorse]

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

[temporalreverie]

[n1k1z1]

Pages from a 19th century Moroccan Quran

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[nyanletnest]

bwaow