I ATE MY DAD, I'LL EAT YOUR DAD, FUCK YOU

Bella 30 - white, tma, lesbian, ML she/her

[wheresanegg-blog]

[dogpuppy]

[theonion]

Concluding that Americans were being forced to endure huge stretches of the year without any obvious social pretext for serving warm bread, a new study published Monday by researchers at Cornell University found there simply aren’t enough occasions where you get to eat rolls. “Our data shows that the vast majority of people would welcome more frequent instances in which a little roll is placed next to their plate, especially when the roll is warm and comes with a small pat of butter that melts right into it,” said lead researcher Arthur Guevara, adding that while rolls remain popular at Thanksgiving, Easter, weddings, and certain steakhouse chains, those opportunities are nowhere near sufficient to meet the nation’s demand.

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[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

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Voting ended onJul 19

[pacificrim-archive]

[hormse]

blue screen that hurts you physically

[homestarcaps]

[toskarin]

wizards of the coast is really innovating if you're into apocalyptically incestuous cultural sludge, digested and regurgitated to only barest recognisability for viable producteering

[toskarin]

finally, product for people who enjoy a recognisable trace of a bit of ghibli key animation to convey the idea of studying to non-intrusive homogenous music passively

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[yamada-ryo]

"The hell is all this"

"Are you disrespecting Touhou, you little shit?"

[hungerystarving]

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[transgenderer]

life is about deciding which people are piteous and which are enviable. and developing the appropriate superiority/inferiority complices

[transgenderer]

@friendshapedhole said:

I did this and now I’m horribly depressed. What’s next?

youre gonna wanna interpret your depression as an insight into the nature of the world.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[vivienne-midwestwood]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay