Simply Saika

Forever under construction.

[maxing-and-prolapsing]

[portraitsofboston]

“I have this thing where I want to be everything for somebody. I want to be their go-to friend, their number one, their entire sun. But I have to realize that people have others in their lives for different things, too. I can’t be someone’s absolute everything. That’s a lot of pressure, and no one is even making me do it! I’m doing it completely on my own, and it’s causing me a lot of stress and making me feel inadequate. It’s weird, though, because I don’t want someone else to be my number one. I like to have different people for different areas of my life, and they all meet different needs. So, I’m working on that.”    

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[lookskindadeadinside]

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[blackness-by-your-side]

100%

[frontpagewoman]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

pause . what the fuck happened to Wes ?

[th3herojanette]

Wow

[prostylgel]

Awkward

[taliyahramelle-deactivated20201]

Lmfaoooo I’d be pissed if this is how I found out 😭

[succubusvenus]

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[trickybonmot]

My name is fan And wen its nite Wen normal fowk ar sleeping tite Wen showrunners Hav ben a dic I do the thing. I rite the fic.

[rosamundpike]

[2000ish]

13 Going on 30 (2004)

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[cungadero]

normal webpage: error, unable to load page

this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

[hotvampireadjacent]

normal website username: carsfan2 this fucking awful place: ask-oncies-jizz

[brunette-cosette-deactivated202]

Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

[brunette-cosette-deactivated202]

Phillipé Phillopé

[violentlyawkward]

I can’t even speak French and this is funny.

[kerouacian]

that broadway thing where the song ends and everyone freezes in their final pose (usually with their arms in the air) and you can see how heavily they’re breathing reblog if you agree

[rionsuke]

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

[pleatedjeans]