the umbrella academy in squid game
❗️out of context squid game spoilers ahead❗️
game 1 - red light green light
five: just teleports to the end (cheater🙄)
diego: "i'll beat everyone here to the finish line" and runs so fast he forgets he needs to stop and dies and in the process does in fact not beat anyone *is eliminated*
luther: he survives ig
klaus: has fun tbh
vanya & ben: hides behind luther
allison: girlbosses it to the end ofc
the vote
allison: stay
luther: leave
vanya: leave
ben: leave
klaus: stay
five: stay
(let's pretend they all have a reason to come back lol i can't think of anything good)
game 2 - honeycomb
luther: "guys! we should all pick the umbrella... cause you know, thats sorta our thing!" chooses the umbrella... his monkey hands couldn't handle it anyways....*is eliminated*
allison: chooses the star. she's a perfectionist so she doesn't break it but ends up running out of time *is eliminated*
vanya: chooses the circle. the violin skills come into handy and completes game pretty quickly
ben: chooses the triangle. super patient after having to deal with klaus for so long. finishes it with a few seconds left
klaus: chooses the circle. probably too busy going on the slides and swings and forgets about the game *is eliminated*
five: chooses the triangle. gets angry and ends up accidentally breaking the honeycomb *is eliminated*
game 3 - tug of war
ben & vanya: ends up in a team with others (don't fully trust) but end up working well together because of their strategy
(i couldn't think of anything else sorry, if klaus was still in he would have conjured luther just to help him though lmao)
game 4 - marbles
(...i think... you already know...)
vanya & ben: team up. play fairly, is a pretty even game until the end.
ben: happy to see vanya get through the game *is eliminated*
game 5 - the glass bridge
vanya: chooses 7 for nostalgia purposes... is way too indecisive choosing right and left and only guesses the correct glass once *is eliminated*
& imagine lila as the front man lmao
ok i'm down now thank you
