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19 | she/her | marvel trash

[metalhearted]

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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[jakegyllencallme]

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

[kelssiel]

kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

steve: no your parents have dinner at home

the kids: i fucking hate this family

kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*

kids: *cheering*

nancy: one black coffee please

kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

[audiospawn]

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Original Meme/Shitpost by spooky-grimwhoire

[royallyjinxed]

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[sexanax]

lowkey thankful for that unhealthy relationship i had because it taught me never to let someone fuck me up like that again

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[avengersacademy-supportgroup]

This beautiful nerd ❤😭

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

[cassandracalin]

Handling responsibilities like an adult.

[lollibeepop]

I have the memory of a dead gnat

[izahbel]

Pickles and her friends are going on a adventure!

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

WHICH ONE IS PICKLES

[babygoatsandfriends]

Pickles is wearing the backpack! also, this is Pickles as a baby =)<3

[disgustinganimals]

I KEPT SCROLLING. THIS ONE IS PICKLES

[mszombi]

Baby Pickles is goth

[devildaisies]

so apparently this coworker of mine used to play a lot of dnd and he had an orc rogue i think, who’s obviously supposed to be a stealth-centric character. But instead of channeling his abilities into dexterity or anything else stealthy, he channeled it all into charisma for the sake of intimidation. Essentially he, a hulking and undexteritous orc, would attempt to sneak into a building. If he was spotted, he would roll for intimidation (and win almost every time) and shout “YOU DO NOT SEE GROGG” at them and proceed.

[pbmc77]

[bettervillains]

La La Land (2016)

[talon-queen-deactivated20220510]

[ifeelsinister-deactivated201904]

Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u aren’t real and neither are these pancakes” and I’m just like “ok”

[jumpingjacktrash]

i have a suggestion

just in case anyone was thinking about bombing trump tower or lighting it on fire or something, how about instead you throw paint balloons at the ground floor windows every day

just every single day forever

because cleaning off the paint then becomes a 24/7 job that is super obvious to everyone in the vicinity

and the trumples will freak the fuck out and act like it’s the same as bombing the fucking thing, which is hilarious and embarrassing for everyone else

it will be demanded that the police make it staaaaaaaahp like it’s this huge goddamn deal and the police will be like oh my god stop wasting my time this is excruciating

plus it’s really easy to just have different people do it at different times of day and if you do get caught oh well it’s a misdemeanor vandalism charge, pay a fine and go home

tell me you can’t find 365 people who would cop to a vandalism fine for the privilege of driving merkin von bankrupt absolutely batshit with impotent fury

just an idea

[kylarens-deactivated20181114]

rey waiting for kylo after he killed han

[supersoldiercarter]

me first playing skyrim in 2011: you know, the Stormcloaks seem like they're fighting for a good cause

me playing skyrim in the year of 2016: im going to personally punch ulfric in the throat