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i'm patty. HI. Current obsession: Good Omens, A Discovery of Witches, the Great British Baking Show, Queer Eye, and Parks and Rec (forever.) . I have a son, and he rules my world. He really likes to wear his rain boots when it’s not raining. I read like, ohmygod, every day. I very much enjoy sarcasm and large vocabulary words in everyday conversation. Also, cheeseburgers.

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i-want-my-iwtv

OMG LOOK AT THIS… @morganeskylar shared this w/ me. Dark Love has these deliciously goth chocolate collections at reasonable prices, no less.

EDIT: September 22, 2018: People have been cutting off the original caption which has the link to buy these, and then later reblogs accuse OP of not having the link! So I edited the original post so the link is above the caption, AND to include Dark Love’s NEW OFFERING: the Undead collection!

DARK LOVE 6 PIECE UNDEAD COLLECTION One of each of the new Undead flavors: First Love (cherry amaretto), Facade (peppermint), Immortal (peach marzipan), Hellsing (toffee coconut), Devil’s Claim (whiskey caramel), Elysian (peanut butter)

I bought the original set and they were delicious, a coven party in my mouth, A++++ highly recommend.

captainswanbigbang

What a Wicked Game Master Post

Author: @let-it-raines AO3 Rating: M Summary: Killian met her in a pub on a rainy night in March. Going inside was only supposed to be a way for him to avoid the rain and fight off the demons in his head. It was a place for him to pass through, not stay. But then he was charmed by a blonde woman with a quick wit who had absolutely not interest in him or who he was.

That was a first. It was also the beginning of Emma Nolan helping to bring him back to life. It was the beginning of everything.

Five years later, with their worlds crumbling around them, Killian can’t help but wonder if this is the end of the peace they have known now that his family knows about his relationship. It wouldn’t be a problem if his father wasn’t the King of England.

kiraskye

Season 2 Hook - “Normally... I prefer to do other, more enjoyable activities, with a woman on her back.”

twistedkey

edward trying to explain how he stopped the van

whitepeopletwitter

my-darling-boy

Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace

Me, 5 minutes later:

ravencool

drferox

A classic secret featured on Postsecret.com Jan 26 2019. Poem from ‘Afterthought’, attributed to a semi-anonymous teacher known only as ‘Phil’

And Phil’s subsequent reply.

mobius-m-mobius

kerahwaren

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

pyropiano

gotinterest

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

tshifty

some of yall really think politics is only about the presidency and it shows when you say shit like “i dont like biden so i wont vote” get a motherfucking vibe check and go vote blue so we dont have a conservative majorty supreme court for the next 30 years holy shit

mini-wrants

Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn’t trashing lawyers from her hospital room about Congress’ intentions on the Birth Control mandate for y’all to think the presidency is all were fighting for right now.

mindboogling

I don’t really know how to describe this feeling other than stressful, so I decided to draw it

Please let me draw and “sketchnote”

marsupials-of-mars

Ugh I know it

incognito-princess

“If you’re drawing you’re not listening.” Absolutely untrue!! It’s ‘optimum arousal’. It’s why people can sing along to the radio while their driving to work and not worry about missing turns, but they need to turn down the music to navigate to a brand new address. Driving to work has become muscle memory and you actual need an outside stimuli to keep you’re brain paying attention. You need more brain power to navigate something new, so the music is now a distraction.

Same thing with people who listen better while doodling. If you’re an auditory learner you need something to occupy your vision and kinestics to optimally listen to what you’re supposed to learn. Auditory learners listen better when doodle- fact!

(fyi- I’ve been a teacher for 16 years. I know what I’m talking about.)

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

My social worker had to essentially tell my parents “Yeah tell DVC’s teachers that he should be allowed to doodle in class. He’s paying attention. He just needs his hands occupied.”

searchingwardrobes

Hi, former teacher here. Teachers really ought to know this. I learned about it in my college courses, and well … let’s just say it was a while ago. Now as a homeschool mom my kids have coloring books and drawing paper for when I read to them from our history and science books.

everythingstarstuff

janinegregory

MAKE ME CHOOSE @thisisalovestoree asked: jimmy jabs or halloween heists

andrewbarbers

Harlan’s portrait in the beginning of the movie when Marta believes herself to be the cause of his death, a stern look on his face. // Harlan’s portrait at the end of the movie after Marta finds out who the real killer is, a warm expression on his face.