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21, Man, Tx Tomorrow could be one day too late, so make the most of today.

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[lulz-time]

primsore:

And now we have come full circle.

Christ

OMFG!!! hilarious! :D

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As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

And yet, somehow I still feel like I’ve been to receptions that were worse for me than this one was for that guy…

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[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

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[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[lilyvonpseudonym]

Why does this pigeon even have a twenty dollar bill. Pigeons had better not have capitalism.

[thedarkknight0ftomorrow]

2016 kinda sucks, but at least the cast of “That 70’s Show” are still friends.

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Mila Kunis

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“Look Mr.Bubbles. It’s an angel!” BioShock: The Collection Announcement Trailer ♦ BioShock

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(via laundry_hurricane)

[lifepro-tips]

Use the phrase "My understanding was..." instead of "I assumed..."

If you use the phrase “I assumed…”, you’ll be viewed as having hastily jumped to a conclusion based on insufficient evidence.

If you use the phrase “My understanding was…”, people will merely think you misunderstood something, and will be far kinder to you (and in instances where what you misunderstood was something they said, they will often apologize, or fault themselves for not being more explicit).

This is especially useful in a professional/workplace environment. Telling your supervisor you “assumed” something typically results in a reprimand; saying “My understanding was…” will instead be attributed to a miscommunication, or a lack of clarity in their original instructions.

[curlsandstems]

I starting using this and it has avoided so many arguments 🙌🏾

[superwyattsblog]

Using it

[kumagawa]

[bethandroid]

This is actually really, really important to me. My little brother is 13 and he just got Overwatch. He’s played online games in the past such as Counter Strike, TF2, and others, and I ALWAYS worry about someone being mean to him. He’s really sensitive and takes people’s words to heart really easily. Please, before you get mad at someone in a game, consider that you might be playing with a child. In fact, don’t be mean to anyone in a game. Everyone has different learning levels and play styles, just take the time to relax and enjoy the game.

[starcades]

i never thought of this before shit

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This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”