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International

I taught Jose how to call the UK just the other day. Now he has a cheat sheet titled “How to call not the United States”.

Jose: " You want to try some coconut chips? They're DANG good!"

Legalities

Me:

"No Hookah is not illegal, it's just a pipe to smoke charcoaled tobacco called Shisha"

Jose: "Why not use propane instead of charcoal?"

Getting Rich

Me:

"You really need to clean that cubbie out, if not, I am just going to throw everything away for you."

Jose:

"You should, I don't care, you could get rich in Maine with all those bottles"

I've never been able to find Waldo since he came out.

Jose S.

This statement was made while Theresa and I were discussing if she needed to find her team for a meeting.

Sometimes Jose just needs to make a statement to be part of the conversation, and we all benefit from it.

"At least you weren't at the library. That place gets bad, it makes you cry snot."

- Jose S. on the subject of allergies

8 Sticks

Jonathan T: Happy Boxing day!

Theresa K: And Kwanzaa!

Jose S: And Hanukkah!

TK: Hanukkah was a while ago. The oil lasted 8 days, not the month.

JS: That's why there are only 8 sticks, right?

The techs homage to unity, as described by David C.

Fun post-it notes from Martin.

More words...

Terrance: "I could just see us walking out to the parking lot and you hitting me with a piece of re-bar"

Everyone: "Re-bar?"

Terrance: "Yeah cause it's readily available on De Zavala"

(De Zavala is always under construction)

Overheard in the tech room

Terrance: “Listening to Pluto Nash is a form of torture in Korea” Chris: “Really?!” Terrance: “no”

The Techs Say the Darnedest Things