there's no fucking way
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
The Bowery Presents
RMH
Noah Kahan
almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Kiana Khansmith
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Origami Around
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@suprememooselord
there's no fucking way
it lives, if only briefly?
It’s not like I’m gonna use tumblr again, but opening it up and staring at the graveyard left behind is still more fulfilling than even a second on twitter. seriously. don’t go on twitter.
Just Flew in from Twitter
and boy are my vibes rancid
G-Darius has a really cool mechanic where you capture enemy ships and use them as allies
MORE IMPORTANTLY
you can break them down, absorb their energies and fire a beam identical to the ones the bosses use, and have a BEAM STRUGGLE, the harder you mash the fire button the stronger yours get until you completely overwhelm and even absorb the opposing laser!!
What In The Hill Billy Fuck…
This tripped me out!😂
DONT ERASE THE LINE
I-is that….
This is a nightmare.
@emptiness-and it’s EXACTLY the song you think it is.
this is making me HOWL
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
“not only is this truly my favorite lizard, but this lizard is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote. Now the way that happened is when I was a little kid, my mom used to bring me out here to the Sonoran desert and I would look for these lizards. However, because of their camouflage, they’re difficult to find. Now, one of their main predators is the Roadrunner. So what I would do is search for Roadrunners. I would follow these Roadrunners hoping that they would lead me to the horned lizards. My mom would watch me doing this and would say to herself, ‘you know what you’re kinda like? You’re kinda like Wile E. Coyote from the Warner Bros. cartoon.’ And then she started calling me Coyote. So this little lizard, the Regal Horned Lizard, is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote.”
Okay, I had always assumed it was some ludicrous showbiz name he cooked up to sound cool (perfectly fine thing for a broad-appeal, showy nature show host to do) but learning he was just cartoonishly into lizards as a child is the best thing.
I will miss Steve-o till my dying day, but I REALLY like Coyote Petersen. He’s got exactly the right amount of enthusiasm for animals AND he looks like the huge nerd he is. He’s really great.
Lmao
If the mcu ever touches miles with their ugly, greedy hands I will destroy them.
yall adding giant essays in the notes..... this is also @ u
Some of you didn’t have to level a secondary class to 15 to get your job and juggle cross class actions and it shows
ジョロウグモ
golden orb-weaver
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