Spin. Toss. Catch.

SurfJord. I throw things and make art.

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[kwadi]

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

[kwadi]

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

[hatelyn]

OH MY GOD

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

I laugh every time I see this

[poemsandequations]

made a playlist for bae (:

[ruinedchildhood]

[hmuer-deactivated20171128]

[lagoonas-deactivated20220915]

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

[fivelungs-blog]

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

[surf-jord]

Chartreuse is green not pink!

[nikrib]

During class one of the boys silently slid their calculator over to me and this is what I saw.

[cloneoldblog]

How can this be done

[bitchycode]

[kumagawa]

[mamilobo]

the new star wars looks so good

[surf-jord]

I'm the guy that yells "WHAT?!" in the first three seconds.

[rednines]

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

[glasseschain-deactivated2023052]

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

[rednines]

Nobody knows

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

[ilikedthewayhegaveback]

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

[123dayzup]

me in the morning: i am so tired and exhausted, i can’t do today, this is too much…

me at 5:25 am the night before: 

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[surf-jord]

This is performance art

[unamusedsloth]

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

[surprisebitch]

this was so entertaining

[mightbe2true-deactivated2015021]

[animal-factbook]

bunnies are actually very self conscious of their appearance. next time you see a bunny make sure to tell it how cute it is

[onlytwitterpics]

[pvnksheeps-deactivated20190113]

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

[hill-creature-deactivated202103]

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

[luckilyforever]

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