The Auditor

It appears you have been subject to an Audit. Hope you have your affairs in order.

[surprise-audit]

Information Request Processing... . . File Located Do you wish to continue? >[YES] [NO]

NAME [Li, Fang] ALIAS [AGENT] DESIGNATION [AUDITOR] CURRENT MISSION [INVESTIGATE >{CLASSIFIED}< POSSIBLY LOCATED AMONG EMPLOYEES AT >{CLASSIFIED}<]

Information Request Denied Try Again? [YES] >[NO] Loading... . . File Located View Tags? >[YES] [NO]

TAGS

#submission pending -- Replies to Asks #file located -- General RP replies #auditor mod art -- Art by Mod #auditor art -- Art by Others

< < End of File > > Loading... . . File Located View Rules? >[YES] [NO]

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RULES

This is an rp blog mostly based around tf2 (though not limited), and I intend to stay in character as often as possible! If I need to talk out of turn, such as questions being directed at me, I will always use purple text in italics with an additional sign off of "~mod"

Additional rules and boundaries are stated below!

This blog is 18+ No NSFW will be posted, but I am an adult who prefers adult spaces. I will not stop minors from interacting, but if I feel uncomfortable I will block liberally

Anyone can ask/interact! While this is mostly a TF2 based blog, the Auditor is not tied to them specifically, so anyone can interact as they so please!

Shipping & Art Shipping and art is more then acceptable! So long as it is not NSFW or promoting political or illicit things (Gore and violence however, are acceptable.)

Themes This blog may depict dark, traumatic, or otherwise disturbing themes. The Auditor is a government agent who interacts with others who may have similarly dark topics and themes. Curate your own experience.

I reserve certain rights, as I am a person No one is entitled to my or Auditor's replies, and thus some may be ignored. Its not out of malice, but rather simple choice or even accident! Sometimes I am not comfortable answering things for whatever reason, and that's that! Keep in mind I am a real person behind a character, not just an internet toy :)

[the-blu-medic]

[The clicking of heels accompanied a woman as she let herself into the BLU base's infirmary. Dressed in a charcoal dress-suit and clipboard in hand, the woman cleared her throat.] > Excuse me, Dr. Fritz Ludwig, yes? I'm Agent Li, and I'm conducting an investigation. Mind answering a few questions? [Her eyes never once left her clipboard.]

-- @surprise-audit

“Oh, I don’t mind at all Miss. Li”

He smiles politely, trying to keep a friendly expression

“Ask away”

[surprise-audit]

> It is my understanding that you are the medical professional of this team. Tell me, what kind of injuries or sicknesses do you typically treat? Anyone with any peculiar aliments?

[For the first time since she arrived, the woman glances up at the man, pushing her glasses up to obscure her intent. There was a certain air of tension around her.]

[the-blu-medic]

“Hm… vell… I usually treat minor cuts and scrapes, nozhing too bad, but important to de disinfected due to possibility of an infection. Ja, I know it can be uncommon, but I still zhould look out for my patients health”

He sighs

“As per particular ailments… I’m zure I can’t answer that, Miss. Li, I follow zee ezhics of my profession, I can’t tell you personal patients information”

[surprise-audit]

[She began writing on her clipboard as the doctor speaks, a smirk curling onto her lips.] > That's perfectly fine, Doctor, in fact I applaud you! I would've stopped you should you have given too much information! Hippocratic oath is an honorable one to take... [There was a pause as she finished taking notes, seeming to read over her questions.] > Now, do tell. How are your wages and living situation? Do you feel you are well taken care of by your employers?

[the-blu-medic]

[The clicking of heels accompanied a woman as she let herself into the BLU base's infirmary. Dressed in a charcoal dress-suit and clipboard in hand, the woman cleared her throat.] > Excuse me, Dr. Fritz Ludwig, yes? I'm Agent Li, and I'm conducting an investigation. Mind answering a few questions? [Her eyes never once left her clipboard.]

-- @surprise-audit

“Oh, I don’t mind at all Miss. Li”

He smiles politely, trying to keep a friendly expression

“Ask away”

[surprise-audit]

> It is my understanding that you are the medical professional of this team. Tell me, what kind of injuries or sicknesses do you typically treat? Anyone with any peculiar aliments?

[For the first time since she arrived, the woman glances up at the man, pushing her glasses up to obscure her intent. There was a certain air of tension around her.]

[surprise-audit]

Loading Request... . . . File Located Open report? >[YES] [NO]

> Unfortunately, due to some alternative reports muddying the waters, I was forced to halt my investigation into [>{CLASSIFIED}<] for a time. I am glad to have wrapped up my aid to other cases, so hopefully headquarters will allow me to focus my attention on the task at hand. > There is still much to conduct, but it would seem that ALL genuinely has little to do with [>{CLASSIFIED}<] or its location. But even so, I will press forward into RED and BLU, as I do have my hunches. We shall see what evidence I can find. > As of now, they still do not suspect a thing. -- Agent Li, Fang << END OF REPORT >>

[surprise-audit]

SURPRIGE I AM SUDITGG YOU

AudiT AUFHUT SUDIT

HooooOOOO

@medic-on-red

Submission Pending... . . Submission received by [AGENT F. LI] FILE VIEWED > Dr. Ludwig, are you alright? I am quite surprised that you have contacted me so soon, and the nature of this message is worrisome. Are you in some type of danger? I can alert the proper authorities to assist you.

[medic-on-red]

No dange m.

Imhftdj hsiihn:

:&&

[surprise-audit]

> My concern only grows, Dr. Ludwig. I will see about contacting someone to assist you.

[surprise-audit]

SURPRIGE I AM SUDITGG YOU

AudiT AUFHUT SUDIT

HooooOOOO

@medic-on-red

Submission Pending... . . Submission received by [AGENT F. LI] FILE VIEWED > Dr. Ludwig, are you alright? I am quite surprised that you have contacted me so soon, and the nature of this message is worrisome. Are you in some type of danger? I can alert the proper authorities to assist you.

[surprise-audit]

Just buzzing in to ask – what was up with the sudden inspection? I've heard snippets but I'd like to hear it from the lady herself. Don't ask me how I got your signal, I have literally no clue myself.

And how's talking to RED and BLU going for you? I'm curious.

(Do feel free to ignore this if you want, I don't want to put you on the spot of course.)

— @anchor-all

Submission Pending... . . Submission received by [AGENT F. LI] FILE VIEWED > Ah, Mr. Wexler! Thank you for reaching out, I knew I had missed someone on my list yesterday! > To fill you in, I am investigating ALL for it's business practices and to ensure there is no illicit activity. It is also important for me to ensure the employees, such as yourself, are being treated well. > It is quite abnormal for a party company to provide housing on a factory jobsite. There are several other factors contributing to my reasoning for continuing to investigate, but I am not at liberty to discuss those. > While I have you here, Mr. Wexler, would you mind answering some questions?

[medic-on-red]

[A pair of heels clicking on the ground announced the arrival of a woman to the RED Infirmary. She let herself in, charcoal dress-suit pristine and proper with a fluffy coat around her shoulders to protect her from the cold outside. She straightened her glasses as she looked at her clipboard.] > Are you... Dr. Ludwig? [She lifts up a paper or two on her clipboard before again looking to the paper on top, never once looking up to the doctor. The woman had not introduced herself, not explained how or why she has shown up here in the RED base.]

-- @surprise-audit

The infirmary is a large room. There’s a tiled floor, and stained rust colored puddles upon it that looks like someone tried to vigorously mop up.

Several beds line one wall, and the other side consists of hardy black topped countertops, and cabinets. At the back, below a large window is a desk.

“Hallo?” Comes a German accented voice from what looks like a large cage. He appears in her sight, holding a dove in his bare hands. Medic has stripped down to his dark jodhpurs, jackboots and beige waistcoat. His sleeves are rolled up, revealing strong arms.

“Hallo? May I help you?” He asks, and adjusts is glasses. The Medic looks very tired, faint even. The dove he’s holding coos.

[surprise-audit]

[The woman's gaze finally left her papers and landed on the man. She took in his details, staring at the bird a little too long before finally replying.] Ah, Dr. Ludwig. I'm Agent Li. I am running an investigation, and sources tell me you may be of help! [She walks deeper into the infirmary, glancing around at her surroundings, but opting to not question the details.] Do you have any connections to a man named Lyuben Krasimir? He runs an entertainment company who's services are often employed by R.E.D.

[medic-on-red]

“Vhy vould you like to know?” He questions, and takes a seat at his desk. There’s a second dove already on the desk, and hops over to him.

“Are you a cop?”

[surprise-audit]

> Not in the traditional sense. But I am an Agent acting on behalf of the US Government. > I am looking into ALL and its practices. I was hoping that you may know more about Mr. Krasimir because he, according to my information, spends a decent amount of time here.

[medic-on-red]

His welcoming grin fades.

“You come all zhis vay to talk about Plum? Vhy not talk to him yourself?”

“Dummkopf.” He mutters under his breath, stroking the top of a dove’s head.

[surprise-audit]

> Oh I have. I don't need to talk to him anymore, I have exhausted his information. [Her expression never changed, remaining completely deadpan, almost uncaring. She seemed mildly annoyed she wasn't getting what she wanted.] > I am now looking into his company's clientele, which includes you and your co-workers. I need to know the legitimacy of his business practices, as some numbers and reports aren't quite adding up. > So tell me, Dr. Ludwig. What service does 'Sugarplum' provide you?

[medic-on-red]

“Lebkuchen!” He removes a small gingerbread man from a desk drawer. It’s been decorated with icing to resemble Plum.

“Isn’t zhis zo cute? Mein precious Plum.”

He’s being wildly unhelpful, but Medic has never been great with figures of authority.

[surprise-audit]

[There is a long silence as the Auditor just stares at the man with his cookie. She looks down at her paper then back at him one last time before returning to the paper to write something down.] > Alright then. It seems this isn't going to be particularly productive. So I'll have to investigate others. > Thank you for your time Dr. Ludwig. Feel free to contact me if you wish to report anything else. [She begins to search through her bag, looking for her information card. She was disappointed with the lack of answers, but it was no matter, she could get results in other ways.]

[medic-on-red]

[A pair of heels clicking on the ground announced the arrival of a woman to the RED Infirmary. She let herself in, charcoal dress-suit pristine and proper with a fluffy coat around her shoulders to protect her from the cold outside. She straightened her glasses as she looked at her clipboard.] > Are you... Dr. Ludwig? [She lifts up a paper or two on her clipboard before again looking to the paper on top, never once looking up to the doctor. The woman had not introduced herself, not explained how or why she has shown up here in the RED base.]

-- @surprise-audit

The infirmary is a large room. There’s a tiled floor, and stained rust colored puddles upon it that looks like someone tried to vigorously mop up.

Several beds line one wall, and the other side consists of hardy black topped countertops, and cabinets. At the back, below a large window is a desk.

“Hallo?” Comes a German accented voice from what looks like a large cage. He appears in her sight, holding a dove in his bare hands. Medic has stripped down to his dark jodhpurs, jackboots and beige waistcoat. His sleeves are rolled up, revealing strong arms.

“Hallo? May I help you?” He asks, and adjusts is glasses. The Medic looks very tired, faint even. The dove he’s holding coos.

[surprise-audit]

[The woman's gaze finally left her papers and landed on the man. She took in his details, staring at the bird a little too long before finally replying.] Ah, Dr. Ludwig. I'm Agent Li. I am running an investigation, and sources tell me you may be of help! [She walks deeper into the infirmary, glancing around at her surroundings, but opting to not question the details.] Do you have any connections to a man named Lyuben Krasimir? He runs an entertainment company who's services are often employed by R.E.D.

[medic-on-red]

“Vhy vould you like to know?” He questions, and takes a seat at his desk. There’s a second dove already on the desk, and hops over to him.

“Are you a cop?”

[surprise-audit]

> Not in the traditional sense. But I am an Agent acting on behalf of the US Government. > I am looking into ALL and its practices. I was hoping that you may know more about Mr. Krasimir because he, according to my information, spends a decent amount of time here.

[medic-on-red]

His welcoming grin fades.

“You come all zhis vay to talk about Plum? Vhy not talk to him yourself?”

“Dummkopf.” He mutters under his breath, stroking the top of a dove’s head.

[surprise-audit]

> Oh I have. I don't need to talk to him anymore, I have exhausted his information. [Her expression never changed, remaining completely deadpan, almost uncaring. She seemed mildly annoyed she wasn't getting what she wanted.] > I am now looking into his company's clientele, which includes you and your co-workers. I need to know the legitimacy of his business practices, as some numbers and reports aren't quite adding up. > So tell me, Dr. Ludwig. What service does 'Sugarplum' provide you?

[medic-on-red]

[A pair of heels clicking on the ground announced the arrival of a woman to the RED Infirmary. She let herself in, charcoal dress-suit pristine and proper with a fluffy coat around her shoulders to protect her from the cold outside. She straightened her glasses as she looked at her clipboard.] > Are you... Dr. Ludwig? [She lifts up a paper or two on her clipboard before again looking to the paper on top, never once looking up to the doctor. The woman had not introduced herself, not explained how or why she has shown up here in the RED base.]

-- @surprise-audit

The infirmary is a large room. There’s a tiled floor, and stained rust colored puddles upon it that looks like someone tried to vigorously mop up.

Several beds line one wall, and the other side consists of hardy black topped countertops, and cabinets. At the back, below a large window is a desk.

“Hallo?” Comes a German accented voice from what looks like a large cage. He appears in her sight, holding a dove in his bare hands. Medic has stripped down to his dark jodhpurs, jackboots and beige waistcoat. His sleeves are rolled up, revealing strong arms.

“Hallo? May I help you?” He asks, and adjusts is glasses. The Medic looks very tired, faint even. The dove he’s holding coos.

[surprise-audit]

[The woman's gaze finally left her papers and landed on the man. She took in his details, staring at the bird a little too long before finally replying.] Ah, Dr. Ludwig. I'm Agent Li. I am running an investigation, and sources tell me you may be of help! [She walks deeper into the infirmary, glancing around at her surroundings, but opting to not question the details.] Do you have any connections to a man named Lyuben Krasimir? He runs an entertainment company who's services are often employed by R.E.D.

[medic-on-red]

“Vhy vould you like to know?” He questions, and takes a seat at his desk. There’s a second dove already on the desk, and hops over to him.

“Are you a cop?”

[surprise-audit]

> Not in the traditional sense. But I am an Agent acting on behalf of the US Government. > I am looking into ALL and its practices. I was hoping that you may know more about Mr. Krasimir because he, according to my information, spends a decent amount of time here.

[medic-on-red]

[A pair of heels clicking on the ground announced the arrival of a woman to the RED Infirmary. She let herself in, charcoal dress-suit pristine and proper with a fluffy coat around her shoulders to protect her from the cold outside. She straightened her glasses as she looked at her clipboard.] > Are you... Dr. Ludwig? [She lifts up a paper or two on her clipboard before again looking to the paper on top, never once looking up to the doctor. The woman had not introduced herself, not explained how or why she has shown up here in the RED base.]

-- @surprise-audit

The infirmary is a large room. There’s a tiled floor, and stained rust colored puddles upon it that looks like someone tried to vigorously mop up.

Several beds line one wall, and the other side consists of hardy black topped countertops, and cabinets. At the back, below a large window is a desk.

“Hallo?” Comes a German accented voice from what looks like a large cage. He appears in her sight, holding a dove in his bare hands. Medic has stripped down to his dark jodhpurs, jackboots and beige waistcoat. His sleeves are rolled up, revealing strong arms.

“Hallo? May I help you?” He asks, and adjusts is glasses. The Medic looks very tired, faint even. The dove he’s holding coos.

[surprise-audit]

[The woman's gaze finally left her papers and landed on the man. She took in his details, staring at the bird a little too long before finally replying.] > Ah, Dr. Ludwig. I'm Agent Li. I am running an investigation, and sources tell me you may be of help! [She walks deeper into the infirmary, glancing around at her surroundings, but opting to not question the details.] > Do you have any connections to a man named Lyuben Krasimir? He runs an entertainment company who's services are often employed by R.E.D.

[surprise-audit]

Loading Request... . . . File Located Open report? >[YES] [NO] > It would seem my investigation at the party company known as Allied League of Lovers has yielded very little results for me at this time. Though there are some oddities, such as the plant's designated 'service dog', and some interesting notes about a large amount of exotics pets, none of these things are worthy of deep investigation at this time. > It would seem the employees of ALL have, so far, bought my reasoning for investigation, not that it particularly matters. Everything is far too clean for my liking, as if they all had some sort of heads up. There is something deeper here, but I do not yet know if it relates to [>{CLASSIFIED}<]. Though the idea of a Zombie Raccoon, as mentioned and explained away by the Nurse, still haunts my mind. > I will begin looking into the cliental of ALL soon; Reliable Excavation Demolition, and Builders League United. All of them have connections to Mann Co., and perhaps that will lead me to [>{CLASSIFIED}<]. -- Agent Li, Fang << END OF REPORT >>

[puppy-needs-pets]

[The clicking of heels announces the arrival of the Auditor, her charcoal suit-dress perfectly pressed and clean.] > Greetings, Mx. Puppy. I am Agent Li, I am investigating this facility and interviewing all the employees. I have already spoken to the CEOs and have full clearance, so dont worry-- > You have a tail. [An obvious observation, but she seemed quite gob smacked.]

-- @surprise-audit

Puppy stares at the woman and her uniform, immediately noticing that she was the woman that he had gotten a warning about earlier. In a split second she decides to make this woman hate it.

I know I have a tail! Where is your tail? Did you cut your tail off? Isn't everyone born with a tail? I've always had a tail!! Your name is Li? Can I call you Li-Li? Oh!! That almost sounds like lily! Like the flower!! Are you made of flowers? I once saw a guy with sunflower petals around his face!! I also saw a zombie raccoon before!! Do you like raccoons? I love raccoons!!

[surprise-audit]

[Her face was entirely stone, not giving away any of her thoughts of feelings. She let woof ramble as she simply took notes on her clipboard. Suddenly, something specific caused her to finally express something; Interest. Her eyebrows raised and eyes lit up.] > Zombie, you say? Now that's an interesting development. Why don't you tell me about that?

[puppy-needs-pets]

It was a costume!! We do a ton of costume parties!! It was soooooo realistic!! You would've thought he was really undead!! Have you ever gone to a costume party? You look like you need to go to one!! You seem so tense and bitchy!!

Puppy smiles innocently when he stops. He just stares up at here, not blinking once.

[surprise-audit]

> ... > I haven't had the pleasure, unfortunately. > A costume party? I suppose that makes sense. [Her face returned to one of perpetual disappointment as she returned to her clipboard. She opted to ignore the unprofessional comment.] > So, what exactly is your role here at A.L.L?

[puppy-needs-pets]

I specialize in emotional support needs as well as monitoring the physical health of anyone at events that we plan as well as the team!! Or did you skip past the "certified service animal" certificate on my door? Due to events that happened before my joining of ALL, I am more animal than human!! Though I can assure you that I am still mentally and physically as capable as anyone else!! I'm just there to make sure that in case of a medical emergency due to physical and or emotional troubles, there is someone on site capable of caring for the person!! Now do you have any more questions to waste my time that I could be using to help plan our next event, or am I free from your presence?

Puppy's voice seems less cute and bubbly now. Woof is coming across as more sarcastic and almost bored of the conversation.

[surprise-audit]

> Interesting... [She adds information to her notes, staying silent for a moment.] > I suppose that's all I need. I was planning to ask about your pay and living quarters, since I see those are provided... But you seem the type to be happy with the conditions. > I'll be on my way.

[puppy-needs-pets]

My pay is quite good compared to my previous jobs and it's more than enough to cover basic necessities!! My living quarters are amazing!! Amazing privacy, soundproofing, and a great view!!

Puppy's grin becomes a bit more unsettling. He still has yet to blink or even take a moment to breathe.

I'm safe here. We're all safe here. I won't let anything hinder the safety of ALL.

[surprise-audit]

> ... > Got it, good. > Thank you for your time. If you have anything else for me, feel free to contact. [She offered forward a slip of paper from her file bag, her information included for future contact. The Agent wasn't sure she wanted to give this to Puppy, but she couldn't show preferential treatment.]

[puppy-needs-pets]

Puppy takes the paper without breaking eye contact. His grin widens almost unnaturally. He tilts his head to the side slightly.

I'll keep that in mind Agent Li. Would you like me to escort you out of the infirmary?

[surprise-audit]

> That wont be needed, I can see myself out. [And so she did. Turning on a heel she made her way out of the infirmary and to her next task. The Nurse had, however, captured her interest. Bite might be worth looking into more in the future, even with, and especially because of its oddities.] > Zombie Raccoon Costume?... Hmm...

[puppy-needs-pets]

[The clicking of heels announces the arrival of the Auditor, her charcoal suit-dress perfectly pressed and clean.] > Greetings, Mx. Puppy. I am Agent Li, I am investigating this facility and interviewing all the employees. I have already spoken to the CEOs and have full clearance, so dont worry-- > You have a tail. [An obvious observation, but she seemed quite gob smacked.]

-- @surprise-audit

Puppy stares at the woman and her uniform, immediately noticing that she was the woman that he had gotten a warning about earlier. In a split second she decides to make this woman hate it.

I know I have a tail! Where is your tail? Did you cut your tail off? Isn't everyone born with a tail? I've always had a tail!! Your name is Li? Can I call you Li-Li? Oh!! That almost sounds like lily! Like the flower!! Are you made of flowers? I once saw a guy with sunflower petals around his face!! I also saw a zombie raccoon before!! Do you like raccoons? I love raccoons!!

[surprise-audit]

[Her face was entirely stone, not giving away any of her thoughts of feelings. She let woof ramble as she simply took notes on her clipboard. Suddenly, something specific caused her to finally express something; Interest. Her eyebrows raised and eyes lit up.] > Zombie, you say? Now that's an interesting development. Why don't you tell me about that?

[puppy-needs-pets]

It was a costume!! We do a ton of costume parties!! It was soooooo realistic!! You would've thought he was really undead!! Have you ever gone to a costume party? You look like you need to go to one!! You seem so tense and bitchy!!

Puppy smiles innocently when he stops. He just stares up at here, not blinking once.

[surprise-audit]

> ... > I haven't had the pleasure, unfortunately. > A costume party? I suppose that makes sense. [Her face returned to one of perpetual disappointment as she returned to her clipboard. She opted to ignore the unprofessional comment.] > So, what exactly is your role here at A.L.L?

[puppy-needs-pets]

I specialize in emotional support needs as well as monitoring the physical health of anyone at events that we plan as well as the team!! Or did you skip past the "certified service animal" certificate on my door? Due to events that happened before my joining of ALL, I am more animal than human!! Though I can assure you that I am still mentally and physically as capable as anyone else!! I'm just there to make sure that in case of a medical emergency due to physical and or emotional troubles, there is someone on site capable of caring for the person!! Now do you have any more questions to waste my time that I could be using to help plan our next event, or am I free from your presence?

Puppy's voice seems less cute and bubbly now. Woof is coming across as more sarcastic and almost bored of the conversation.

[surprise-audit]

> Interesting... [She adds information to her notes, staying silent for a moment.] > I suppose that's all I need. I was planning to ask about your pay and living quarters, since I see those are provided... But you seem the type to be happy with the conditions. > I'll be on my way.

[puppy-needs-pets]

My pay is quite good compared to my previous jobs and it's more than enough to cover basic necessities!! My living quarters are amazing!! Amazing privacy, soundproofing, and a great view!!

Puppy's grin becomes a bit more unsettling. He still has yet to blink or even take a moment to breathe.

I'm safe here. We're all safe here. I won't let anything hinder the safety of ALL.

[surprise-audit]

> ... > Got it, good. > Thank you for your time. If you have anything else for me, feel free to contact. [She offered forward a slip of paper from her file bag, her information included for future contact. The Agent wasn't sure she wanted to give this to Puppy, but she couldn't show preferential treatment.]

[puppy-needs-pets]

[The clicking of heels announces the arrival of the Auditor, her charcoal suit-dress perfectly pressed and clean.] > Greetings, Mx. Puppy. I am Agent Li, I am investigating this facility and interviewing all the employees. I have already spoken to the CEOs and have full clearance, so dont worry-- > You have a tail. [An obvious observation, but she seemed quite gob smacked.]

-- @surprise-audit

Puppy stares at the woman and her uniform, immediately noticing that she was the woman that he had gotten a warning about earlier. In a split second she decides to make this woman hate it.

I know I have a tail! Where is your tail? Did you cut your tail off? Isn't everyone born with a tail? I've always had a tail!! Your name is Li? Can I call you Li-Li? Oh!! That almost sounds like lily! Like the flower!! Are you made of flowers? I once saw a guy with sunflower petals around his face!! I also saw a zombie raccoon before!! Do you like raccoons? I love raccoons!!

[surprise-audit]

[Her face was entirely stone, not giving away any of her thoughts of feelings. She let woof ramble as she simply took notes on her clipboard. Suddenly, something specific caused her to finally express something; Interest. Her eyebrows raised and eyes lit up.] > Zombie, you say? Now that's an interesting development. Why don't you tell me about that?

[puppy-needs-pets]

It was a costume!! We do a ton of costume parties!! It was soooooo realistic!! You would've thought he was really undead!! Have you ever gone to a costume party? You look like you need to go to one!! You seem so tense and bitchy!!

Puppy smiles innocently when he stops. He just stares up at here, not blinking once.

[surprise-audit]

> ... > I haven't had the pleasure, unfortunately. > A costume party? I suppose that makes sense. [Her face returned to one of perpetual disappointment as she returned to her clipboard. She opted to ignore the unprofessional comment.] > So, what exactly is your role here at A.L.L?

[puppy-needs-pets]

I specialize in emotional support needs as well as monitoring the physical health of anyone at events that we plan as well as the team!! Or did you skip past the "certified service animal" certificate on my door? Due to events that happened before my joining of ALL, I am more animal than human!! Though I can assure you that I am still mentally and physically as capable as anyone else!! I'm just there to make sure that in case of a medical emergency due to physical and or emotional troubles, there is someone on site capable of caring for the person!! Now do you have any more questions to waste my time that I could be using to help plan our next event, or am I free from your presence?

Puppy's voice seems less cute and bubbly now. Woof is coming across as more sarcastic and almost bored of the conversation.

[surprise-audit]

> Interesting... [She adds information to her notes, staying silent for a moment.] > I suppose that's all I need. I was planning to ask about your pay and living quarters, since I see those are provided... But you seem the type to be happy with the conditions. > I'll be on my way.

[punk-trapper-at-all]

[A gentle knock on the door announced the arrival of the Auditor. A woman dressed in a charcoal dress-suit held up a clipboard.] > Evening. You're... Mr. Axel, yes? I'm investigating this facility and its employees. Don't worry I have spoken with your superiors and have the go ahead to--.... > Is that... A Lizard? [She was so focused on her clipboard at first, she didn't notice. Now, she was pointing her pen down at the service animal with a quirked brow.]

-- @surprise-audit

Ah!! I-um.. tha- that is me yes… weird hearing my name..

*trapper turns around, halfway through whittling and carving a piece of wood with a knife. Bun puts them on his desk and looks over at toothless, who waddles over to the auditors shoe, flicking its tongue out to smell her. For such a tall man it was quite soft spoken and jumpy. He lifts a sweater sleeve to bites mouth and chews on it slightly.*

T-that um.. thats toothless, my service ani- animal.. he’s just saying h-hello..

He doesn’t bite, he um has no t-teeth, he was bo-born like that.. an-and be careful with the wall back there.. th-th um.. theres reptiles in there and.. you don’t want to um.. disturb them…

A-anyways uh.. you said you’ve spoken to my superiors..?

[surprise-audit]

> Ah, I see. So this little guys a service animal, what about the others? I find it odd that a party company would be hosting so many... exotic animals? [The Auditor looks down at the lizard, looking it over but then turning her attention back to the tall man. She didn't seem too bothered, face with a constant unbothered neutrality.]

[punk-trapper-at-all]

I.. um.. have a permit to keep th-them..

An-and mr. Plum and Leslie have said i can keep them. A-animals are good entertainment.

*it chews more on his sleeve, shifting from one foot to another. Toothless comes over and crawls up onto Trappers shoulder, nuzzling tooths face slightly.*

S-so um..

What is it you’re doing..? I w-wasn’t t-told…

[surprise-audit]

[The woman takes note of this, writing everything down with a hum of consideration.] > I'm investigating this facility for any illicit activity. But more specifically, at the moment, I am making sure its employees are being treated fairly. > Moving on, what exactly is your role here at ALL? Are you similar to Mx. Harper, who handles animals? Or are the lizards just a bonus?

[surprise-audit]

Miss Li!

Sugarplum is surprise to see leetle lady all the way here! How is she liking ALL's newest factory?

Could he have not helped in email, ага?

> Ah, Mr. Krasimir! I was wondering when I would run into you officially! SO far my investigation has yielded very little, which I am sure you find pleasing. Your Co-CEO, Mr. Brown, seems surprisingly on top of things despite his troubled past. > My report should be simple. [The woman continues walking, her heels clicking on the concrete floor and echoing in the hall.]

[russian-tooth-fairy]

ALL takes people of all kinds. Criminal history is looked at, but not used as reason for decline good workers. Sugarplum prides self on equality and charity.

Why is leetle lady here? Did Plum make mistake on files?

[The Heavy followed after her, trying to keep up.]

[surprise-audit]

> Well, there was a bit of mix up with some unlabeled funding, and the lack of registry for this building. Though it would seem Mr. Brown has cleared that up for you. > If you are wondering why I am still here, its entirely due to protocol. Your business has skyrocketed so fast, and my superiors are curious to see if you truly are running things ethically and legally. I have been interviewing your employees and everyone seems so perfectly clean. [She stopped in her tracks suddenly, the sharp echo of her heel gave way to a tense silence.] > I am on to you "Sugarplum". Unprofessional as it might be, I know there's something afoot here. And if you aren't the cause of it, I at least know you are apart of it. > Nobody is this clean.

[russian-tooth-fairy]

[The heavy swallowed, a little intimidated by the woman's intense stare. He knew he alone wasn't doing anything wrong, but he very much was aware of his own connections to the RED and BLU bases... And further more, his brother.]

Sugarplum assures leetle lady all really is well. Suspicion is not warranted. Miss Li is free to roam base as much as she likes. She will find no problems.

[surprise-audit]

> I intend to. [And with that, she walked off, leaving the CEO of ALL behind.]