Roast me at my funeral

Monkey furry. Part-time grandmother by trade. He/him. Pfp by wonderful @surlifen Guide to botulism: - #occupational safety and health administration: on work-place safety. Pairs with all #sfw and/or #nsfw tags - #Yaoi time: on Franz Kafka - #frens: on ghosts - #it’s a BEAR!: on ursines - #sounds for annoying homosexuals: on music See my art that I’m starting to do again @patchwork-by-oz

[7thgenbotulist]

Love udon noodles. Eating them makes me feel like the whore I desperately want to be.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

given how prolific the deltarune theory industrial complex is I cant imagine any way for the game to end without making a lot of people very angry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tobias "rhododendron" dogs relaxing after finishing his dream game when ralseitheon airstrikes his apartment complex for confirming hungry bunny theory instead of dark uncle theory

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[demelly]

ohhh how the night changes....

[rueghost]

stinky thing

full

[grimeclown]

I swear to god those sick fucks better not be selling hand crafted artisan goods

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[dragongirlsweetie]

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

[parakavka]

柴犬·͜·♡もも on X: “うちの犬、たまたまついてきた八百屋で一目惚れしたっぽい https://t.co/UqWsndbigk” / X

[javert]

funniest "the grass is always greener" moment i have ever seen lmfao.

if neither the benevolent hand of government funding nor the free market actually are "good" for "art" it is clear that no artists should be allowed to make money at all

source

[eightyonekilograms]

The only ethical funding model for art is Renaissance patronage with sexual undertones.

[sailatina3]

[isjustacat]

We should be doing this all the time

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Xavier Ortiz

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[roookspirit]

art fight attack

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]