Surprise In-The-Box

Creative mind, rebellious hands.

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REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .

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Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.

Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!

http://littlebubbledesires.tumblr.com/

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I follow back

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Reblog if you remember this. Or had one of these.

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whatdesireedoes:

sheaintashley:

click here if you’re awkward!

 Techno! I had purple :)

 lol yeah mine was the dalmation :D

I had three ._. my grandma spoiled me, and I only played with them for a week before I got horribly bored. I have several other 'robotic pets' that got the same treatment.

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dynosawrslair:

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Calvin and Hobbes- accurate again

Calvin, speaking for children all over the world.

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Random Wrong Number

So I got a call on my cell. I didn't recognize the number, so I answered anyways. This is how it went:

Me: Hello?

Some Chick: Hello...

Me: Um... who is this?

Some Chick: Lindsay...

Me: ... I don't know any one named Lindsay.

Lindsay: ..... whatever.

Me: .... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BITCH.

Lindsay: Uh... what!?

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Lindsay: I don't... I'm sorry!

Me: Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I really don't know you, you have the wrong number. *hangs up*

Me for the rest of the day: LOL

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Why?

My boyfriend thinks he's not good enough for me, and thinks the relationship is going bad because I don't call him enough. To comfort himself, he drinks, and I hate it when he drinks. So for me he's ruining the relationship. I'd love to call him more, but seeing as I am taking care of our 1 year old daughter by myself I just don't have all the time in the world.

What a terrible circle... and I liked him in the first place because there was no drama.

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wickedl0vely:

I fucking love clouds.

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My boyfriend and I work at the same company, which deals in making foods like salsa and putting them in jars, and putting lids and labels on the jars. We work on the lid part, and I work at one end of the conveyer belt and he on the other. He told me of his idea of putting a ring on the belt with a note saying "Marry Me!" and I laughed because I wouldn't have been able to take it seriously.

BUT if I was to ever get pregnant while we still work there I'm going to put a note attached to a binky saying "I'm pregnant! (again)" and he'd HAVE to see the irony in that.

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miguelofthedark:

More here.

Wait... why does this little girl look just light my neighbor's daughter?

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WHAT SHOULD I DRESS MY BABY AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

I seriously am drawing a blank. She'll be 1 year old.

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I quit breast feeding 10 months ago, and randomly started producing breast milk again. WE-IRD!

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I ate healthy, exercised, and lost my muffin top I formed after my pregnancy. Then I had a week where all I craved was ice cream sandwiches and Aftershock energy drinks, and BOOM. Right back to where I started. ... I want another ice cream sandwich...