"Where did you get ballpoint pens?"
"Is that what these things are called? Huh…One of the—Wait, why should I tell you!?"
"That's Muggle technology." Laughing quite a bit.
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"Where did you get ballpoint pens?"
"Is that what these things are called? Huh…One of the—Wait, why should I tell you!?"
"That's Muggle technology." Laughing quite a bit.
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surprisinglyloyal is now here
Germany was asleep with his dogs out in the front yard under the tree. He had a rough night and the book that he was reading fell with an open page that had a photo of Germany and Prussia on in.
And that was when Gilbert appeared nearby. The dogs barking loudly and going to tackle him down. "Whoa, whoa- Gottverdamnit calm down, not all at once!" Jumping backwards.
Gilbert was definitely lost, that much was for sure. "Gottverdamnit did I use the wrong Portkey?!" Unaware who was listening to him.
Elizaveta simply stared wide-eyed at him from her couch, the book she was reading tumbling to the floor. Well, it wasn’t every day a person appeared out of thin air in the middle of her living room. “WHAT THE HELL—?! How did you get in here?! ” She demanded grabbing the nearest object to her, in this case a small table lamp, prepared to throw.
Gilbert instinctively drew his wand at that, backing up. "Teleport magic! it was an accident, miss- I'm sorry!" More fearful of her than anything else at the moment.
@Lovino
He snorted at that, letting out a slightly not as loud laugh… That somehow had a more sexual tone to it. Gilbert would tease the other any way he could, he didn’t give Slytherins any mercy, especially those who mistreated the House Elves. “Gilbert Bielschmidt. If you pay any attention to the Quidditch teams you should know me. Hufflepuff House Beater for four years now.”
Lovino caught the undertone of that laugh, but quickly dismissed it. He wasn’t about to let anyone, especially not a loudmouthed Hufflepuff, get to him. ”Why would I pay attention to something like that? It’s not as if you do anything useful,” he snorted, though he did recognize the name. He actually thought the other was good at the sport, but he would ask the House Elves to cook him for dinner before he admitted it to his face.
Gilbert frowned at that, pinkish-red eyes narrowing. "Not one to toy around are you, tightass. Okay then. But if you ever need help don't go calling to me."
"Legolas." Laughing, clearly doing that specifically because he hated it. (I'm sorry about this dork.)
"Comedian huh? Yeah.. that’s real original. No one’s ever done that before."
"What d’you want kid.. I’m busy."
Giving him a surprisingly serious look now. "Don't shoot at this guy if you can avoid it." Getting out a somehow moving photo. "Strictly Ministry of Magic business, they'll take care of him."
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well hi there :’D
we should RP
IDC whether Eliza is Canon for this or Pottertalia I just want to see these two interact
@Lovino
Gilbert let out another laugh at that, assuming Human form. “You act like you’ve seen a ghost, ja?” Clearly poking fun at his own ghostlike appearance too. “But seriously loosen the fuck up, you’re such a tightass.”
Lovino pushed himself into a sitting position, glaring at the other despite his bright red face. ”How the hell would you know!?” he snarled, “Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway?” He finally stood, brushing off his clothing. It only irked him further to realize how much shorter than the other he was.
He snorted at that, letting out a slightly not as loud laugh... That somehow had a more sexual tone to it. Gilbert would tease the other any way he could, he didn't give Slytherins any mercy, especially those who mistreated the House Elves. "Gilbert Bielchmidt. If you pay any attention to the Quidditch teams you should know me. Hufflepuff House Beater for four years now."
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dark starter sentences
some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
"You actually thought i cared about you?"
"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
"You're a monster!"
"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
"You're all mine now."
"How could you do this to me!?"
"I trusted you!"
"Is that supposed to scare me?"
"Put the knife down."
"You're scaring me..."
"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
"Let me go!"
"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
"Your blood smells wonderful."
"Who did this to you?"
"You're in my way."
"I thought you were dead!"
"Help me!"
"Long live the king."
"What did they do to you?"
"What have you done?"
"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
"Stop it, you're hurting me!"
"They'll kill you!"
"I hate you."
"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"
Gilbert does know bits of Danish from having spent a few years there as a child. It's even worse than his English though.
*lOUD GERMAN CUSSING OUTSIDE* *Guess who splinched himself*
Uh… are you all right?
Nej! I splinched myself... Teleported and left part of myself behind. *Indicates his missing toes, the stumps bleeding*
@Lovino
Gilbert let out a surprisingly Human-sounding laughing noise at that, fluttering his wings in Lovino’s face. “Sure are fussy aren’t you? Give the House Elves some peace and shut up. They have enough work to do as is.”
Lovino let out a scream at that and stumbled back, falling on his ass and covering his head with his hands. He didn’t actually comprehend the words the bird said—mostly because a bird had said them. Even though he’d grown up in this world, he was constantly thrown off by things happening when he didn’t expect them.
Gilbert let out another laugh at that, assuming Human form. "You act like you've seen a ghost, ja?" Clearly poking fun at his own ghostlike appearance too. "But seriously loosen the fuck up, you're such a tightass."
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