GLᵃDOS

[surrruo]

Tentative, but attempting on rebooting this account. 

                                                         //                           Stay tuned.

[simicn-blog]

     Oh, that made him feel even more uneasy.        Teeth grit slightly, lips parting to flash teeth–not at her,        but his discomfort and he steps lightly ahead of her,        trying to give himself some space.             For the record, Chiro hadn’t felt any less suspicious             of this place–in fact, her words only made him feel             the opposite. It sounded like a deathtrap to him and             the last thing he wants is to fall into one. But, he             can’t leave until his team arrived to assist in this             investigation.      “ Okay, uh…miss, “ He hides a swallow         and raises his hand placatingly. “ In that case, may I         ask what exactly you’re building here? “

[surrruo]

                     Heels clicking against the polished white                metal, Caroline followed close to the boy.  

           “ Here at Aperture, we pride ourselves by pushing              science to the edge. ” The upper layer wouldn’t               hold much to interest the young hero; for that they              would need to head much lower into the facility; which              was where Caroline was leading them to.              “ From the concepts of harnessing wormholes within                a handy, hand operated device; all the way to in depth                AI technology, and robotics. ” With a small chuckle,                she kindly looked down to the young hero, “ If we can               perfect those last two, maybe you and your team don’t               always have to protect us, take a well deserved break. ” 

[surrruo]

   >:    Simicn    _

       “ Now, I can assure you Aperture isn’t plotting           to try and rule Shuggazoom and we aren’t           working the the Skeleton King in the slightest,           Mr. Johnson has given you permission to           look around till you’re satisfied. ”

[surrruo]

Freya

Freya: Have you ever been in love?

                                              “ Hm. ”

         GLaDOS now remembered what she had once been - deleting the personality    matrix could not destroy the life Caroline had lived, and the AI did not need the disk    space just yet... But her feelings towards one, long since dead, scientist had never     really been explored. For Caroline - Science was what was most important to her,    Mr. Johnson being the second most.                                 “ No, And I do not plan on it. ”

[surrruo]

Mythology Asks

Anubis: How do you feel about death?

Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?

Bastet: Do you have any cats?

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

Bran: How is your health?

Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.

Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?

Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?

Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?

Olwen: What is your favorite flower?

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?

Freya: Have you ever been in love?

Freyr: Do you have any children?

Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?

Iounn: How old are you?

Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

Odin: What is your family like?

Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?

Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?

Apollo: Do you play any instruments?

Dionysus: Do you drink?

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?

Poseidon: Are you a moody person?

Zeus: Are you a confident person?

Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?

Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?

Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?

Plutus: Do you have a job?

Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?

Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

[brightfool-deactivated20211020]

      What is this place? He hardly remembered the room, from very tiny glances he’d received before. Who was he? He knew his name. He was Luke..Luke..Luke who? What was his life before? How did he get here? What was HERE? His body, weak, and sore, pushed himself slowly into a standing position, grasping at something for support. Once he found he was able to stand, he followed the wall along to the door, slow, unsteady movements, till he was able to tug it open.

          “ Hello? Anyone out there? 

                         Woah.”

[surrruo]

       The head of Aperture Science was silent for a good while, course of what the    test subject would do with no direction, though with the high probability he would    just attempt to walk out the front door && fall to his death was such a waste.                    “ State your name. ” 

[surrruo]

   Okay but; “Modern” AU where GLaDOS is now an Android super villain terrorizing the surface.

[surrruo]

   Wheatley is the awful sidekick.

[surrruo]

   Okay but; “Modern” AU where GLaDOS is now an Android super villain terrorizing the surface.

[surrruo]

     >:  Factcxded  _

    “ I will not be singing. I have science to       attend to. Will you take yourself and your       false information to chamber 17.9332       for scheduled core testing? ”

[cxritas-blog]

Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

[surrruo]

   >:   vortship  _

         “ Easy. If Aperture can create repulsion gel,             cloaking technology? That’s child’s play! ”

[surrruo]

   >:   Brightfool  _

     “ ...   That’s interesting. ”

          GLaDOS had been sure that all test subjects had       died during her time as either in memory lock, or as      a potato - but yet; there was a groggy test subject,       sitting within the shambled - disgusting extended       relaxation chamber.

[perignotus-a]

       ❛ I think you seriously want to watch what you say,          I have a habit of making people eat their words…

[surrruo]

     “ Bird-girl, while as amusing as the concept        is; I have high doubts you could manage to        find a way to make me ‘Eat my Word’ you        do not appear all that resourceful.  ”

[surrruo]

     LIKE FOR A STARTER

[vilifiedexile-deactivated201606]

      It was curious, how such an obedient question could provoke       repulsion—but Doug’s gaze flickered from the machine just       as it looked at him. That was merely something she had been       programmed to do; yet in his eyes, her wires writhed like the       proverbial serpent.

      When his initial contempt settled into his usual residual dread,       he deigned to lift his eyes to her again. Perhaps she could detect       moments of weakness, so he decided not to prolong it—instead       swallowing, thickly, as though to clear his vocal chords of their       northern twang. Facial recognition was something the machine       had clearly mastered, but voice recognition was another matter.

                    “Before we proceed, I have to ensure you understand                     me. —Can you tell me your name? And where you are                     right now?”

[surrruo]

     There was a LONG silence at the mans request, which sadly    would be taken as a lack of comprehension. GLaDOS was     in fact working to iron out these odd unneeded memories.  

          “Genetic Lifeform and Operating System,                           future master computer of - of - of - of.”                                         ‘ >: ERROR DETECTED. CORRECTING. ’

                           “ Future master computer of current location:                                         Aperture Laboratories; located within                                                                         Upper Michigan.”                             

[designatedmoron-deactivated2017]

“i–- what?” his brows furrow, gaze slowly rising to meet her’s, confused. he has to be listen in the core-employee database! he was a core-employee, and still is! he doesn’t ask for an elaboration; he’s not sure he wants one.

but, he almost wishes he had asked, just to avoid giving her a reason to hate him, despite the bountiful reasons to chose from. “well, i– i’m not sure i want t’provide you a list or anything, but she’s got plenty reasons t’hate me, and you two were pretty chummy at the end of things. sort of figured you two… i dunno, compared your reasons, or something stupid like that–-”

[surrruo]

         “ Wheatley. ” She peered towards the core, remaining silent for      what  probably felt like an eternity.       “ I have a high integer of reasons    why I should hate you, but yet, I have simply chosen not to. ”      She had overestimated her ability to communicate     with a core of near average intelligence. The emotional     strain would be easily managed within her old-mounted     vessel - but she needed to be mobile.               “ Come along. We need to finish your repairs. ” With that,     she begun walking to the close approaching elevator: An older      model she’d dug up from storage.     

[surrruo]

   No promises, due to a lack of energy after a full day at work (And trying to learn a new high-speed job) I should be able to throw out a few replies i’ve been sitting on by tonight, if not tomorrow for sure.