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| Nelli | Finland | INTP-T | So called artist and a beginner guitar player | This blog is a messed up mixture of bands, memes, art, photography and anything I feel like reblogging. My Rammstein blog schwesterlein.tumblr.com

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Do you have a nice dick?

How am I supposed to answer that 

[wikihowto-survive]

Has your dick been raised in a nice home?

Does your dick have manners?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

He gets beat at home

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[asimovsideburns]

Okay but Gollum was originally a Hobbit so he was in fact calling Sam sexy

[catchymemes]

[alienvampire-deactivated2020090]

Peter Steele

[just-shower-thoughts]

There can be sex without love, and there can be love without sex, but then there’s you, without both

[jo-heart]

[mykkghy]

Don’t even DARE call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this classic 😤😤😤

[lone-brother-deactivated2019070]

[anothersadist]

plot twist

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

[39533953]

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[liberal-memes]

[catchymemes]

Illustrations of Homophones

Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.

[thranduilland]

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[earthstory]

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[incorrect-rammstein-quotes]

Flake: You are what you eat.

Richard and Till in unison: Funny, I don’t remember eating a disappointment.