i'm having an old friend for dinner

eren | he/him

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[mintaii]

drops them in a gothic horror au

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[hootenanie]

clickbait is so awesome

[hootenanie]

what i love especially is the implication that these where socially acceptable acts in the 1990s

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

[wehaveallgotknives]

muscle tov

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING 

[alwaysabeautifullife]

This was NOT how i planned to wish my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah but with that said I must share these additions to the post:

Happy First night of Hanukkah my friends

[sacred-portal]

[themaninyourcomputer]

[elexecution]

i would make jeremy fragrance fall in love with me and then i would start having "attacks" of a mysterious illness and pay someone to pretend to be a doctor who tells jeremy that im allergic to alcohol and certain essential oils he needs to stop wearing perfume or i could die and then when he doesnt stop i fake my death and reappear to him as a ghost so he gets scared prays to god for salvation and i run off in a plume of smoke so he thinks it works and so he decides to become a monk and devote himself to god forever and then while hes in the monastery he realizes hes gay and runs off to live with another monk in the alps

[antisocial-transfag]

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[swordseer]

Dune

[adz]

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

[muckmagister]

i just bought the hat

[muckmagister]

the hat has arrived

[muckmagister]

[robbed-ghost]

Love in its purest form

[andyoullhearitagain]

People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[magicmooshka]

i’m 12 years late to watching hunterxhunter. sorry if these are ooc i’m on episode 14