Your Local Sheep Farmer

she/her | 24 | Finland | Suomipaskablogi: https://hevosmies.tumblr.com/

[maxcore]

the gates of hell cracking open beneath monaco and stopping the grand prix, more likely than you might think

[brakingpoint]

if anyone’s having a bad day in monaco trust that charles leclerc is having a worse one

[segamascott]

plan tonight

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[jamie-goblin-child]

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[simplyghosting]

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

[mistressemmedi]

Big fan of the energy from the engineers reporting weather changes to their drivers. It's giving war report: "The enemy is two kilometers away and advancing towards us with superior firepower. Pray to your god that we may survive this"

[souvenir116]

these graphics are killing me

[scudevils]

maybe the rain was the friends we made along the way

[dnferrari]

max in the midfield is an exercise in getting past all his former teammates that absolutely do not want to let him past

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[jomez]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[loveridden1999]