Your Local Sheep Farmer

she/her | 25 | Finland | Suomipaskablogi: https://hevosmies.tumblr.com/

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[kosmogrl]

[countingstars-17]

bryan: tough times never last!!!!

charles: LETS GO!!! LETS GO!!! FINALLY! THIS ONE FEELS GOOD... HARD WORK PAYS OFF!!!!!

[alexalblondo]

I'd say society moved past the need for sprint races but I don't think there was ever any fucking need for sprint races in the first place

[fairycosmos]

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

[maxcore]

the gates of hell cracking open beneath monaco and stopping the grand prix, more likely than you might think

[brakingpoint]

if anyone’s having a bad day in monaco trust that charles leclerc is having a worse one

[segamascott]

plan tonight

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[jamie-goblin-child]

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[simplyghosting]

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

[mistressemmedi]

Big fan of the energy from the engineers reporting weather changes to their drivers. It's giving war report: "The enemy is two kilometers away and advancing towards us with superior firepower. Pray to your god that we may survive this"