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@survey-program-66
guys its me
da motherfucking W. D.
yall ready to get yo shadowcrystal on?
freedom motif time bitches
🕈︎☟︎⚐︎ ✋︎ ✌︎💣︎ 👍︎🕆︎☼︎☼︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☹︎✡︎ ☟︎☜︎☹︎🏱︎✋︎☠︎☝︎🖳︎
@aqua-the-flower-offical
@seth-the-flower-offical
@yellow-the-flower-offical
@blue-the-flower-offical
@green-the-flower-offical
@orange-the-flower-offical
@pink-the-flower-official
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Hey old buddy, of you give me say 25 shadow crystals ill forgive you for trying to kill me that other day
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHAT WILL YOU USE THEM FOR
To, uh, to eat them, I ate one from another guy and im like totally super not addicted and can quit whenever I want, please just give them to me and ill forgive that attempt on my life
Why should I
Ill forgive you for trying to kill me
Hey old buddy, of you give me say 25 shadow crystals ill forgive you for trying to kill me that other day
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHAT WILL YOU USE THEM FOR
To, uh, to eat them, I ate one from another guy and im like totally super not addicted and can quit whenever I want, please just give them to me and ill forgive that attempt on my life
Why should I
Hey old buddy, of you give me say 25 shadow crystals ill forgive you for trying to kill me that other day
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHAT WILL YOU USE THEM FOR
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
but have you considered that you caused me to die twice, its really oonly fair i get to kill you once
so what if the sword is reparations for killing me the first time so ill only have half the grudge against you
sounds good
then hand it over
{they toss the sword at your neck}
[i catch it]
hey come on, did you really think that was going to work
that murder attempt adds on 1/4 grudge back
aw dang
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
but have you considered that you caused me to die twice, its really oonly fair i get to kill you once
so what if the sword is reparations for killing me the first time so ill only have half the grudge against you
sounds good
then hand it over
{they toss the sword at your neck}
[i catch it]
hey come on, did you really think that was going to work
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
but have you considered that you caused me to die twice, its really oonly fair i get to kill you once
so what if the sword is reparations for killing me the first time so ill only have half the grudge against you
sounds good
then hand it over
{they toss the sword at your neck}
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
but have you considered that you caused me to die twice, its really oonly fair i get to kill you once
so what if the sword is reparations for killing me the first time so ill only have half the grudge against you
sounds good
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
but have you considered that you caused me to die twice, its really oonly fair i get to kill you once
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
what are youre goals, why should i work for you, what would i be doing
you wouldn't try to kill me
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
like you want me romantically, you want me to work for you, youve gotta elaborate
to work for me
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
what do you want, i could probably get like a pretty good bagel or something
i want
YOU
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
so i can have the sword the roaring knight has, why else would i want them
WHAT DO YOU OFFER AS A TRADE?
so i know i want to kill you and everything but can i get like enough shadow crystals to make the roaring knight's sword, pretty please
@evil-yellow-deltarune
WHY?
do you have any weaknesses, asking for no particular reason
YES
Yo, want some salt and vinegar chips?
YES
THATS THE ATTITUDE WE LIKE TO SEE!
[Tosses an unopened bag over]
[*eats the bag whole]
See, this is a sick Gaster. The other I had to pay for a shadow crystal and that bitxh wouldn't even accept teeth.
YOU GOT TEETH?
Yeah. I've got deer teeth, beaver teeth, mystery teeth, my teeth.
WANT A SHADOW CRYSTAL?
Is it bigger than the one the pirate gave me? Because this thing is barely a snack
IVE GOT DOZENS
Hell yeah! How many teeth you want?
YOU CAN JUST HAVE THEM
Hey now, I ain't a business man but I know that you just giving me those is a bad deal. Now, how many teeth?
DUNNO
Three deer teeth for one shadow crystal?
sounds good
Sick.
[Tosses over a jewelry bag full of deer teeth] I see no way this can go wrong.
[*gives you 20 shadow crystals]
Hella sick... This doesn't mean I pledge fealty to you, right?
Yo, want some salt and vinegar chips?
YES
THATS THE ATTITUDE WE LIKE TO SEE!
[Tosses an unopened bag over]
[*eats the bag whole]
See, this is a sick Gaster. The other I had to pay for a shadow crystal and that bitxh wouldn't even accept teeth.
YOU GOT TEETH?
Yeah. I've got deer teeth, beaver teeth, mystery teeth, my teeth.
WANT A SHADOW CRYSTAL?
Is it bigger than the one the pirate gave me? Because this thing is barely a snack
IVE GOT DOZENS
Hell yeah! How many teeth you want?
YOU CAN JUST HAVE THEM
Hey now, I ain't a business man but I know that you just giving me those is a bad deal. Now, how many teeth?
DUNNO
Three deer teeth for one shadow crystal?
sounds good
Sick.
[Tosses over a jewelry bag full of deer teeth] I see no way this can go wrong.
[*gives you 20 shadow crystals]
