a computer but i can fake emotions.

i'm griffin/he/them/intp/scorpio/and now the weather.

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

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I may have already reblogged this once, but I’m doing it again just to be safe

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12 🙃

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magnus in wonderland

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you don’t have a meticulously crafted, unrealistic daydream, going on adventures with people who don’t exist?

tragic,,,

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my brain mid daydream: you have a problem.

me, shoveling popcorn into mouth: obviously, why do you think we have a whole daydream sir? cause we’re healthy??

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*tim and sasha bursting in*

tim: you two are having sex!

jon: ...

martin: ...

jon: really? martin, you should’ve told me. i would’ve put my tape recorder down.

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podcast men i could fight and win

- rudyard funn of wooden overcoats. scrawny little bitch boy. i could take him out with one hit.

- jon sims. man doesn’t sleep he wouldn’t have the energy to fight me. i’m the fifteenth fear, bitch.

- peter nureyev. i could definitely take him. no explanation or joke i just would and could take him.

- cecil palmer. he’d trip on his own furry tunic trying to fight me. would i? no. but know that i could.

- lee sandoval. yeah, no, he’d go down like. with one hit. look at him. the bitch.

- warren kepler. fuckin’ cowboy man, yeehaw, motherfucker.

- owen green. honk honk, motherfucker.

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could i physically just deck jon sims and cecil palmer? absa-fucking-loutely. but the mental and emotional damage? it’s too much, i could not

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me: yes mother, i’d like to buy a binder and boxers for Cis Heterosexual reasons, obviously.

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sometimes a family consists of a man with definite paranoia and anxiety who’s suspicious of everyone, a sweet dumbass who makes tea, ((and LIED about his college degree)) a bisexual himbo and a not!sasha who all work at the archives, and that’s okay

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oh to be an 1800’s gentleman practicing questionably unethical science whose experiments drive you to madness as your lover grows more concerned each passing day

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wtnv headcanon; there is definitely a ghost haunting the radio station. but! it’s pretty helpful! hands you stuff, closes doors, shuts off lights ((only sometimes while you’re still in the room))

carlos comes by and objects are being moved by an unseen force??

carlos: that mug-

cecil: hm?

carlos: that mug just moved by itself, just floated across the room..

cecil: oh yes that’s jerry. thank you jerry! very thoughtful of you.

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okay. i got a new computer, a new planner, cleaned my room, and getting some aesthetic pens and some notebooks, so maybe gonna be posting some studyblr shit?? maybe starting a studyblr sideblog??

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Sun Tea.

Sun tea is used to connect with the Sun, a Sun deity, or to feel the energy of the Sun within and or around you.

This is my Sun tea recipe:

Bay leaves

Orange peels

Black tea

Lemon juice

Honey

First, you boil the bay leaves and orange peels in a pot of water. I don’t count the minutes, I usually wait until the water is a greenish color. Once that’s done, pour the tea into a cup with some black tea (I usually use 2 packs of black tea to make it strong). Squeeze some lemon juice and use honey as a sweetener. If you don’t have honey, it’s okay to just use sugar and it’s also okay to use store bought lemon juice. 

I usually make my tea pretty strong (I like it that way) and I tend to measure by eyeballing and tasting instead so sorry about there not being a precise measurement for the bay leaves and orange peels to use.

So yeah, that’s my sun tea recipe. Pretty simple and tasty and a good way to connect to the Sun or deity. 

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Spell to Make People Perceive You as the Correct Gender

*untested*

You will need: A locket An index card A writing utensil

Write all the qualities you want to be perceived as on an index card (ie: “masculine,” “androgynous,” “flat-chested,” etc). You can write your pronouns and name on the card as well. Fold the card up as tightly as possible and hold it up to your heart. Visualize people talking to you and about you and using the correct pronouns, name, etc. As you visualize, chant: “I am (your name). "I am (your gender). ” I will be seen as (your gender). “I am (qualities you wrote). ” I will be referred to as (your pronouns). “My gender will be accepted, acknowledged, and respected. "This is my will, so mote it be.” (Replace ending with whatever your tradition calls for.) Put the folded up index card in the locket and wear it whenever you feel you need to.

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to add later

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my chemical reaction

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a short story;

you point out the locket i’m wearing around my neck. i look down and open it for you to see. inside is a picture of a stuffed animal frog. i smile warmly.

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Hello, lovelies! I’ve gotten a couple of asks about studying so I decided to condense them into one post for you guys! I’m trying to hit a bunch of different topics so if you need an even more specific post you can send an ask! Without any further ado, have some tips! My studyblr is @spacey-scholar​

Prep

First, you always need a good base for your day! Especially if you’re studying a lot.

Make a good full breakfast! Ex. Eggs and Toast, Smoothie and fruit, Pancakes and a cup of juice. 

How’s your hygiene? Do you need to shower, brush your teeth, wash your face, condition your hair? Do it! You’ll be distracted if you feel messy!

Get dressed like it’s a normal day. Staying in PJ’s is okay! But being ready for the day seriously helps focus!

Likewise, your space should be clean. A clean space is a clean mind! Remove dishes, trash, scrap paper, and extra items. Wide down your desk, organize your pens and books. Your space should feel like your space!

Now make a list of what you need to get done! What needs to be done Now, what needs to be done Soon, and what needs to be done Later? 

Order your list how you want your day to go, and don’t put super-tough subjects back to back, or subjects that are similar exercises i.e. reading thirty pages of two different books back to back is no fun.

The Studying

It’s important to buckle down with No Distractions! If you find yourself distracted put your phone away! If you need your phone, put it on Do Not Disturb until you’re done. I also do this at night for better sleep. 

Pick the best technique for you, Pomodoro, reward-based, group studying, etc.

Play music but only if it will not distract you! If you sing along or daydream it’s the wrong music! Classical, Lo-fi, and White noise are all good! My Spotify Here has some good ones.

Use a nice journal (I don’t mean expensive!) and pens/pencils you enjoy using. I like to have a specific journal and color dedicated to each subject. 

Take notes on recorded lectures and classes, if you’re doing online classes right now try to screen record or record the audio! That way if you space out you can play it later and take notes, and you can absorb the lesson better instead of being distracted.

Don’t worry about your notes, stationary, pictures, being beautiful and your grades being perfect. Life doesn’t always look the way it does on Instagram. And the people who spend hours trying to get a good photo of their coffee are not studying! 

Use flashcards! Quizlet is good if you need premade ones! If you can save up and buy them, Barrons AP Flash Cards are the best in my opinion. Very clean, not too long, very durable, and cover all subjects.

Feeling Distracted 

If you catch yourself drifting off and getting into your head, get up and take a quick walk, stretch, or energizer. 

It’s okay if this happens, don’t guilt yourself! practice affirmation. The best and smartest still get distracted. 

If you are drifting, why? Are you hungry? Tired? Thirsty? Bored? Get a snack and some water, take a break and rest, find a way to make your studying more enjoyable. 

Remember that Motivation and Discipline are different things. Sometimes we just won’t be motivated, we won’t want to do it and it will be rather frustrating. But the cure to this is not shaming its discipline. Remind yourself “This may be hard, and I may not want to do this, but I want to reach my goals and If this is what It takes I will make it happen. 

Always do just one more page of you’re tired. One at a time and oh you did it! Maybe just one more? One more? Eh, one more just to finish the train of thought, Oh just- I’m done? Nice!

If you really can’t focus just move on and come back to this subject, you can always ask for help.

Supplementary Things

There are so many apps you can use to study, for free! My favorites are Tide, Quizlet, Focus Keeper, Forest, Flora, Egenda, SpanishDict, Photomath, and Kahn Academy. 

You can also join a study group! You may know one, but if you don’t, there are a lot of online ones! I’m in a study Discord and have been for a while! it helps a lot and motivates me to finish my work!

You can make a studyblr, but don’t do it just for the aesthetics! It’s about studying, and sometimes that gets messy! Sometimes we fail a test, we spill our tea on our notes, we cry because we don’t understand the formula. That’s the part you don’t see!

Having cute stationery can really help, as well as nice organizers and decorations for your space! I don’t have much money so I get a lot of stuff on Amazon or FB Marketplace.

Health

Remember that no matter what you are good enough. It’s okay if you fail, it’s okay if you struggle.

It’s also okay if your path doesn’t go the way you expected! Maybe you go to a different school than expected! Or choose a trade instead! Maybe you take a gap year! Maybe your passion changes! Maybe it changes six times!

Your health is always more important than your school. If you are in pain, mentally or physically, if you are anxious, exhausted, burnt out, talk to your teachers about it! You matter more than a grade.

Your best is good enough! And your best doesn’t look the same as someone else’s best! Don’t compare!

Now go get out there and study!

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reblogging for later

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yeah, i know of AVYMGA

a vague yet menacing government agency