Yours Truly

A collection of absolutely nothing of importance | On the verge of breakdown 24/7 | Feel free to send asks I love to see it | She/her

[the-astro-ambassadors]

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

[thismustbetheblog]

Tubridy trying to rapidly gloss over selling the wee puppies

[the-timelord-a-tardis-stole]

My favourite character this toy show is the guy in the audience near the mic who keeps whooping

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[tsunderemployee]

i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

[parkayquarts]

me when im on the titanic and im pushing my way through the crowd to get on one of the lifeboats

[lavender-bea]

Hello to everyone watching bake off tonight. Wishing Dawn, especially, a very happy LEAVE.

[luminarai]

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I don't think this goes far enough. I think we should give the grandmas guns.

[psychics-at-caltech]

was watching a video on vintage menus and

spinnage…

[psychics-at-caltech]

I’m glad spinnage is getting the appreciation she deserves…..

[honeytuesday]

autumn is really like. i brought you some sunlight from when you were 10. didn't the world feel so bright to you then? i'll drench your hands in syrupy nostalgia, so everything you make is stained bittersweet. i'll ruffle your hair with an ice-kissed breeze--it'll be the kindest touch you've had in years. you finally feel like a part of something grander. i'm the last warm hand you hold before winter surrender.

[blossompigeon]

These cats are defying the laws of physics and they need to STOP.

[headspace-hotel]

no no let them do their thing

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

he knitted his own halloween sweater everyone say you're proud of him 🎃🍂🍁🐸

[guerrillatech]

[cipheramnesia]

This is why we must repopularize the hurdygurdy at all costs.

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[aleha84]

Departing

[memewhore]